Jimmy85 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 You know, I'm actually quite proud to say that I learned about pretty much all of that from the E-Chat Forum on here, solving my own computer gremlins. I've got a lot to thank Pie and Bovril for, but it hasn't yet got me laid. I wouldn't trust P&B to get you laid. You'd end up fucking a goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I wouldn't trust P&B to get you laid. You'd end up fucking a goat. Ah, but if my sex were on fire, someone would almost certainly be there to pull the emergency chord! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Ah, but if my sex were on fire, someone would almost certainly be there to pull the emergency chord! That's pitiful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Maybe at the next fives you could be the recipient of the charity raffle money... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 That's pitiful Sorry. My banter/chat/patter* is poor when I keep things light-hearted. I promise to be angrier and scathing... now where's that Socialist Liar... *Please select most irritating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) Don't bother Phoenix. I'm going to get monumentally telt by a pun. Just leave a post saying "insert destruction of Ad Lib here" and leave me alone Edited July 1, 2010 by Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 There's a moth flying about my bedroom! I hate moths 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Got flu coming. Got a driving test for a new job in 8 hours too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Toothache. I haven't eaten since 11:30am on Thursday because I can't bite down on anything and I haven't been able to sleep all night. f**k knows when I'll be able to get an appointment with the dentist, so I'm waiting on the doctors opening, hoping he can give me some seriously strong painkillers. I'm also working at noon and going to a party straight after. I don't even think a bottle of tonic will give me sufficient energy to last the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Day off, woken by my old man wanting deoderant. Great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Words. Fantastic, cheers. Really appreciated. I'll try that later on today. What version of Windows are you using? If it's Vista, my Windows Update packed in within about 18 months. The solution I eventually opted for was just to upgrade to Windows 7 as it was a Dell Machine without an Operating System disk and I couldn't be fucked with the recovery partition. My recommendation is that, unless someone else can find a solution to your Windows Update problem, back up your essential data, find your Operating System disk, shut-down your PC, turn it on and go into the boot menu at the BIOS (usually one of the F(x) keys at the black screen lets you do this) run from the DVD drive and reinstall your operating system. Remember to look out any possibly relevant serial numbers as well. I think we've tried that before, or were planning on doing it, we just didn't have any pin numbers for our BT router thing so we wouldn't have been able to get internet access. We were told to give them a call and they should be able to give us what we need, but we've not got round to it yet. Petty Thing - Couldn't get to sleep until four last night, had to wake up at half nine, and I woke up on five different occasions last night. Shattered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Fantastic, cheers. Really appreciated. I'll try that later on today. I think we've tried that before, or were planning on doing it, we just didn't have any pin numbers for our BT router thing so we wouldn't have been able to get internet access. We were told to give them a call and they should be able to give us what we need, but we've not got round to it yet. Petty Thing - Couldn't get to sleep until four last night, had to wake up at half nine, and I woke up on five different occasions last night. Shattered. There will be a way to factory reset your router if necessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Working till 5 and forgot to sky+ the Brazil game, fucking sare yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Working till 5 and forgot to sky+ the Brazil game, fucking sare yin. Remote record it! Give me a PM and I'll talk you all the way through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Working till 5 and forgot to sky+ the Brazil game, fucking sare yin. Access to a PC? P&B will keep you up -to-date on the action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Remote record it! Give me a PM and I'll talk you all the way through it. What a sexy voice you have Andrew, does the C stand for Chocolate............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Fire alarm for the apartment block has just gone off for the 2nd time in 2 days. Interrupts my viewing of the fitba' by 23 mins, still better than being woken up at 2.30am like Thursday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Bear Grylls, what a fucking tosser ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Fire alarm for the apartment block has just gone off for the 2nd time in 2 days. Interrupts my viewing of the fitba' by 23 mins, still better than being woken up at 2.30am like Thursday! Huzzah, it went off at 5.10am as well. The fire brigade will be getting well and truly pissed off with us now. It reminds me of when I lived in student flats off the Cowgate in Edinburgh. Fire alarm went off without fail every weekend due to some drunk/drugged up twat burning toast or smoking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 (edited) Just woke up to having a floppy right arm, I thought it'd dissapeared Must of been lying on it funny. I could kind of feel that it was there, but I couldn't move it at all - shat it is an understatement! Got up and it was fine within about 10 seconds however. I did sort of pass out about a minute later however - I just kind of dropped, but didn't black out or anything. Cool wee story to tell the missus once she's up though Edited July 3, 2010 by kris_FFC -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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