Guest The Phoenix Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 i smell shite Perthshire is relatively near Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I was an accident but because it's not broken they are referring me to my GP first which is just stupid. I told the guy what is wrong with it and that I needed a septoplasty because no matter what I do it's loose, I've rested it for three weeks putting ice and a hot pack on it every night. What's the point in me going to my doctor for him just to send me back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I was an accident but because it's not broken they are referring me to my GP first which is just stupid. I told the guy what is wrong with it and that I needed a septoplasty because no matter what I do it's loose, I've rested it for three weeks putting ice and a hot pack on it every night. What's the point in me going to my doctor for him just to send me back. You should go to medical school. It would save a lot of hassle in the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You should go play on the road, but do you listen, nooooooooooooooo If it's ok with you I'll avoid the advice of a man with obvious learning difficulties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true_rover Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Took scotland to the final of the radio 5 live world cup quiz and lost. Damn this game's addictive. Good game, won at the second attempt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Clever man, did that make you chuckle? Bet you feel real proud picking on kids/adults with learning difficulites. Well done mate. Green dot for you Excuse me? I said I wouldn't take advice of someone who is clearly not the full picnic and you take that as slur against everyone with learning difficulties? Fuck sake man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 If youre away on a lads holiday it doesnt really matter what nick the hotel is in as long as your bags will be safe there. My hotel in Ibiza last year was a total flea pit with no air con but I only stayed there 2 nights out of the week. Yeah, that's the kind of feeling we have about it. There's only three of us going, so it's not a lads holiday as such. It's right in the middle of Las Americas next to the golf so there'll be plenty to keep us occupied hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Yeah, that's the kind of feeling we have about it. There's only three of us going, so it's not a lads holiday as such. It's right in the middle of Las Americas next to the golf so there'll be plenty to keep us occupied hopefully. Golf Las Americas? You're a fair bit away from all the shitey places up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 My legs are blumin aching today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Golf Las Americas? You're a fair bit away from all the shitey places up there. Yeah I've stayed there once. It's a good 15-20 minute walk to Veronicas and such like. All uphill on the way back too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Some twat's complaining that he's not getting his P&J by 7:15 despite the fact that I've got two rounds which take an hour each (when the papers aren't late to the shop ) and the papers aren't in at the best of times until 6:15. Claims he's off to work by 7:15 which is a raging lie. Yesterday I delivered his paper at 7:25 and he was packing stuff into his car. Today I delivered at 7:35 and door was shut with his car in the driveway. But because he's complained, I now have to do his round first, meaning my second round gets caught up in the morning rush-hour on Queen's Road. Thanks a bunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Some twat's complaining that he's not getting his P&J by 7:15 despite the fact that I've got two rounds which take an hour each (when the papers aren't late to the shop ) and the papers aren't in at the best of times until 6:15. Claims he's off to work by 7:15 which is a raging lie. Yesterday I delivered his paper at 7:25 and he was packing stuff into his car. Today I delivered at 7:35 and door was shut with his car in the driveway. But because he's complained, I now have to do his round first, meaning my second round gets caught up in the morning rush-hour on Queen's Road. Thanks a bunch. Get a better job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Get a better job. I wouldn't change job just because of a petty thing that got on my nerves about it. Easy money, not tied down to long hours and it gets me up in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 None of the water dispensers on my floor have any hot water for my coffee. So i proceed to go to other side of the floor, but cold water in the cup and heat it with a microwave and then carry a good 70m walk back to my desk. It hasnt went down well at all and it has left my stomach a bit unsettled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) Have been farting away merrily all morning. Sadly I didn't heed the warning signs and my most recent fart ended with something slightly more solid. Cue the waddle of shame to the nearest bog. Thankfully there was no underwear coverage. Edited July 1, 2010 by endieinreekie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Have been farting away merrily all morning. Sadly I didn't heed the warning signs and my most recent fart ended with something slightly more solid. Cue the waddle of shame to the nearest bog. Thankfully there was no underwear coverage. I've not followed through in an age! good work though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Some twat's complaining that he's not getting his P&J by 7:15 despite the fact that I've got two rounds which take an hour each (when the papers aren't late to the shop ) and the papers aren't in at the best of times until 6:15. Claims he's off to work by 7:15 which is a raging lie. Yesterday I delivered his paper at 7:25 and he was packing stuff into his car. Today I delivered at 7:35 and door was shut with his car in the driveway. But because he's complained, I now have to do his round first, meaning my second round gets caught up in the morning rush-hour on Queen's Road. Thanks a bunch. Don't you roll your eyes like that at Ruggy and I, I'm sure the wholesaler gets them to you as quickly as they can! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The Royal Bank of Scotland..... ....no you're fúcking NOT! That is all. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Easy money, not tied down to long hours and it gets me up in the morning. Strange, I'd never envisaged a Paper Round as being sexually stimulating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I've not followed through in an age! good work though. Since I last posted I got the familiar rumbling in the stomach and had to rush to the bog again and this time was major rusty water shite. Major dodgy guts today, have a feeling that by the end of the day my arse will look like a Jap flag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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