Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 The fucking Williams Sisters On a similar note, I absolutely cannot stand Arjen Robben. A face you'd never tire of punching and a cheating, antagonising little c**t to boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 (edited) On a similar note, I absolutely cannot stand Arjen Robben. A face you'd never tire of punching and a cheating, antagonising little c**t to boot. I've taken a particular dislike to Emile Heskey. I've never really liked him. I'll usually throw a few words of disdain at Match of the Day when Martin O'Neill brings him off the bench. The World Cup, however, has just completely ignited my hatred for the fat p***k. I feel like Javier Zanetti does when he looks at Argentina's defence. "I'm better than him!". He's fucking woeful. He's an effective target man in as much as he's a fucking massive target, and it's hard not to find a pass to him when his arse is the same size as the entire Japan squad. He's got the pace, agility, first touch and close control of a semi-detached. He's so bad, that in a squad of 23 men, he was given the shirt number 24. Most of this also applies to Dozy Altidore, who's just the American Emile Heskey. I love Landy Donovan though. I don't know why. I just do. Maybe I'm racist. Edited July 3, 2010 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Corned Beef Tins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I've taken a particular dislike to Emile Heskey. I've never really liked him. I'll usually throw a few words of disdain at Match of the Day when Martin O'Neill brings him off the bench. The World Cup, however, has just completely ignited my hatred for the fat p***k. I feel like Javier Zanetti does when he looks at Argentina's defence. "I'm better than him!". He's fucking woeful. He's an effective target man in as much as he's a fucking massive target, and it's hard not to find a pass to him when his arse is the same size as the entire Japan squad. He's got the pace, agility, first touch and close control of a semi-detached. He's so bad, that in a squad of 23 men, he was given the shirt number 24. Most of this also applies to Dozy Altidore, who's just the American Emile Heskey. I love Landy Donovan though. I don't know why. I just do. Maybe I'm racist. There's definitely a trend there Dunc. I fear for oor Gregory if he blasts a shot over the bar this season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Nae bread. Nae eggs. Nae cereal. Nothing to eat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Wood pigeons at 4.30am going oo-oooo-oo,oo-oooo-oo,oo-oooo-oo,oo-oooo-oo for fucking ages 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Corned Beef Tins Agree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Playing shit at golf. Another 0.1 this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 (edited) Just saw an old junkie guy shout dogs abuse at a young Romany girl begging outside Central Station in Glasgow about how she should "get a job or go back home", then saw the orange marches - really made me feel sick inside. Edited July 3, 2010 by YOGI IS GOD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 The amount of shit I have to endure on the tele when my daughter comes to stay with me. Mainly the Disney Channel. Hannah Montanah, Sweet life on Deck and The Wizards of Waverly Place. No wonder our children are being Americanised 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I fucking hate that suite life. I'd lov to smash the 2 little fuckers faces with hammers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Chaffed thighs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 The amount of shit I have to endure on the tele when my daughter comes to stay with me. Mainly the Disney Channel. Hannah Montanah, Sweet life on Deck and The Wizards of Waverly Place. No wonder our children are being Americanised Bugger off to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Bugger off to the pub. Not till she is in bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Not till she is in bed You better make sure bed time is before 7.30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 You better make sure bed time is before 7.30. She has already been TELT!!! that the football is going on the tv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 She has already been TELT!!! that the football is going on the tv The joys of Sky multi room 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 The joys of Sky multi room I have a Virgin box in my room Please comment Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I have a Virgin box in my room Please comment Phoenix The only virgin in the room! (I've got my coat.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 The only virgin in the room! (I've got my coat.) Correct, I was sperm jacked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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