Jimmy85 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Is there anything in life that makes you just sigh with despair more than dropping your toothbrush down an unflushed toilet? I'd just bought it as well. I can only assume your bird has never caught you wanking over a picture of her maw in her wedding dress? *sigh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I can only assume your bird has never caught you wanking over a picture of her maw in her wedding dress? *sigh* Bird? --sigh-- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Folk on Buses opening Windows when it's freezing. It may be a Blue Sky, but it's about 5 Degrees outside! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 i had friends over last night and one of them proceeded to pish all over my stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 i had friends over last night and one of them proceeded to pish all over my stairs. Ha! What a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ha! What a guy. sadly i didn't share your acceptance of his actions at the time and he was swiftly booted out. i should have expected something, however, as he claims his life ambition is to get so drunk that he shits himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 sadly i didn't share your acceptance of his actions at the time and he was swiftly booted out. i should have expected something, however, as he claims his life ambition is to get so drunk that he shits himself. Doesn't sound like the type of guy I'd like to be friends with, to be honest. Each to their own though, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Doesn't sound like the type of guy I'd like to be friends with, to be honest. Each to their own though, I suppose. sometimes i wonder why i am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 sometimes i wonder why i am. Probably because last time it was someone elses stairs he was pishing on. Shite in his pillowcase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Probably because last time it was someone elses stairs he was pishing on. Shite in his pillowcase. I have to admit that I've done shit to other people's houses when I was in my teens and partying but I'd go fucking ballistic if it happened in my house. I even get raging if folk spill anything in my gaff. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I have to admit that I've done shit to other people's houses when I was in my teens and partying but I'd go fucking ballistic if it happened in my house. I even get raging if folk spill anything in my gaff. another guy spilled half a bottle of wine on the cream carpet. maw and paw will not be pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 another guy spilled half a bottle of wine on the cream carpet. maw and paw will not be pleased. STRATEGICALLY-PLACED RUG- TO THE RESCUE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 another guy spilled half a bottle of wine on the cream carpet. maw and paw will not be pleased. Fucking hell dude. Better get your excuses ready mate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Worst one I ever had was Buckfast in the fishbowl, amazingly that fish is still alive to this day - a whole 6 years ago. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Worst one I ever had was Buckfast in the fishbowl, amazingly that fish is still alive to this day - a whole 6 years ago. Well, it really must be a tonic after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Fucking hell dude. Better get your excuses ready mate. thankfully there were wummin on hand to clean up. the pish is gone and the wine is almost out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I know a guy who goes to house parties and pishes in the kettle....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I know a guy who goes to house parties and pishes in the kettle....... Which side of the Old Firm does he support? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Worst one I ever had was Buckfast in the fishbowl, amazingly that fish is still alive to this day - a whole 6 years ago. I remember sitting on your stairs with Neilly while we shared a cigar ( ) as we watched the general carnage unfold that evening. There was just too much of it to even bother trying to stop individual incidents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 thankfully there were wummin on hand to clean up. the pish is gone and the wine is almost out. And that's how it will stay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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