ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 The fact that on more than one bulletin on the radio today, the The Rangers vs Motherwell has had the 'since Rangers dropped to the Third Division' line or the likes. They WEREN'T relegated and there's no club called 'Rangers' anymore! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I think I've done my knee cartilage for the second time this year playing badminton. Damn my fragile knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I think I've done my knee cartilage for the second time this year playing badminton. Damn my fragile knee. And the fact you did it playing badminton... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I think I've done my knee cartilage for the second time this year playing badminton. Damn my fragile knee. I know someone that can help with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I know someone that can help with that. And if you are gay he will try and cure you too .. Happy days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 And if you are gay he will try and cure you too .. Happy days Poor xbl, for the record I was making reference to his knees. Hang on....................................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 And the fact you did it playing badminton... Its a tough sport man! I've always had a dicky knee, but I completely did it in way back in February, they diagnosed a small tear. But it seemed to heal itself up, and after a good few weeks of ice and recovery, it was okay for months, and I play twice a week..tonight I twisted for a shot, and ARGH! Is this going to be a recurring thing from now on? I know someone that can help with that. First I do my knee in, and now I find I'm a lesbian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 First I do my knee in, and now I find I'm a lesbian. I might be a lesbian Got a lesbian video that I be watched a few times *cough* hunners *cough* and there isn't one thing those girls do do each other I wouldn't !!! Joke pinched from Kevin bloody Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Rude Tube: Extreme Rides was not the programme I thought it'd be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Having your bottle of beer poured into a glass when on a night out in Glasgow. Instantly makes it taste boggin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Right. So, this morning I go into the gym. There's a anorexic young woman of maybe 18 years old with Diana 'X-factor 14th runner-up' Vickers hairbrush alzheimers style hair standing in front of the water dispensing machine. So I walk up to her, and she turns and gives me the kind of look Germaine Greer now reserves for Justin Lee 'FACE ME WHEN YOU SLEEP, SLUT!' Collins. That's quite normal, I'm used to that having the kind of physiognomy that brings people to assume I'm a Sevco fan that's wandered away from his carer. However, she was fucking texting on her fucking smart phone, and she continued to stand there, blocking the water machine. I had to say 'Excuse me' for her to actually move, and you'd have thought I'd just offered her anal sex. Now, being a polite, shy kind of bloke I resisted the immediate temptation to bellow 'MOVE YOUR ELFIN ERSE YOU VACUOUS TART BEFORE I BLOOTER YOU IN THE PIE' as she slunk away. Then it happened. I casually glanced at her feet. She was wearing espadrilles. In the gym. I've seen many types of people in that gym, golf wives who stand in the middle of the floor in the latest sports clothing that's never seen a bead of sweat and talk about Isobel's hormone replacement therapy for twenty five minutes, insane old people who wander up to the bike, cycle for 90 seconds then wander back to the changing room flexing their biceps like Arnie, some 'bachelor' in his 50's who oils his entire body in the changing room for ten minutes before shaving his balls (genuinely true - he actually begun shaving his testicles in front of the mirror in the gym changing room). Yes, I've seen it all. But, fucking ESPADRILLES!?!?! The worst thing is some of the regulars now think I'm some sort of mobile DJ as I stood there gaping at the unfortunate young girl and wondering what kind of mouth breathing moron wears a pair of espadrilles to the gym. Seriously? I can only guess she was texting something like: 'OMG DIS IZ NOT STARBUKZ, LOLZ!' I despair for the human race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I had to google ESPADRILLES!?!? to find out what they were...are they really so bad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Right. So, this morning I go into the gym. There's a anorexic young woman of maybe 18 years old with Diana 'X-factor 14th runner-up' Vickers hairbrush alzheimers style hair standing in front of the water dispensing machine. So I walk up to her, and she turns and gives me the kind of look Germaine Greer now reserves for Justin Lee 'FACE ME WHEN YOU SLEEP, SLUT!' Collins. That's quite normal, I'm used to that having the kind of physiognomy that brings people to assume I'm a Sevco fan that's wandered away from his carer. However, she was fucking texting on her fucking smart phone, and she continued to stand there, blocking the water machine. I had to say 'Excuse me' for her to actually move, and you'd have thought I'd just offered her anal sex. Now, being a polite, shy kind of bloke I resisted the immediate temptation to bellow 'MOVE YOUR ELFIN ERSE YOU VACUOUS TART BEFORE I BLOOTER YOU IN THE PIE' as she slunk away. Then it happened. I casually glanced at her feet. She was wearing espadrilles. In the gym. I've seen many types of people in that gym, golf wives who stand in the middle of the floor in the latest sports clothing that's never seen a bead of sweat and talk about Isobel's hormone replacement therapy for twenty five minutes, insane old people who wander up to the bike, cycle for 90 seconds then wander back to the changing room flexing their biceps like Arnie, some 'bachelor' in his 50's who oils his entire body in the changing room for ten minutes before shaving his balls (genuinely true - he actually begun shaving his testicles in front of the mirror in the gym changing room). Yes, I've seen it all. But, fucking ESPADRILLES!?!?! The worst thing is some of the regulars now think I'm some sort of mobile DJ as I stood there gaping at the unfortunate young girl and wondering what kind of mouth breathing moron wears a pair of espadrilles to the gym. Seriously? I can only guess she was texting something like: 'OMG DIS IZ NOT STARBUKZ, LOLZ!' I despair for the human race. ok i'm oldgid and had to google ESPADRILLES. nice rant, but FFS she wasn't walking west highland, as far as you tell us she was in the gym and standing a long time at a water cooler, so tell me what's in what's not for footwear at the gym. I have never been to gym in my life, find them completely unappropriated, for the needs, if you want to work out and trim the gut, do some manual labour about the house and garden. Always done for me. If you want extra, muscles and looking like a tit, stop complaining and just be that tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_S_A_R Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 those gutties would be fine for anything other than a treadmill. don't see the problem. i have a serious complaint. those electronic things that delivery men have that you sign with the stupid plastic not a pen. can anyone in the world actually make their signature on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 those electronic things that delivery men have that you sign with the stupid plastic not a pen. can anyone in the world actually make their signature on it? I'm sure most sevco fans will manage anyone can manage x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 those gutties would be fine for anything other than a treadmill. don't see the problem. i have a serious complaint. those electronic things that delivery men have that you sign with the stupid plastic not a pen. can anyone in the world actually make their signature on it? They don't need your signature though, anything will do. I take those opportunities to pretend that i'm a hideously deformed leper that can't read or write so has to sign with an 'X'. What a laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I had to google ESPADRILLES!?!? to find out what they were...are they really so bad? Considering it's a gym and not a Duran Duran video, I'd say...yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 went to bank this morning to see if my wages were in. Forgot I had a last payment coming off today and it has left me £238 overdrawn with no authorised overdraft. I need to pay tax for the car, pay the ex maintenance money , pay digs etc and I have f**k all money. This ain't petty, this has just about brung me tears :'( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 went to bank this morning to see if my wages were in. Forgot I had a last payment coming off today and it has left me £238 overdrawn with no authorised overdraft. I need to pay tax for the car, pay the ex maintenance money , pay digs etc and I have f**k all money. This ain't petty, this has just about brung me tears :'( Are you and those you love healthy? If that's the case, it's petty. You can do without the car, your folks won't throw you out and your ex and bank manager can go forth nd multiply. It's only money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Are you and those you love healthy? If that's the case, it's petty. You can do without the car, your folks won't throw you out and your ex and bank manager can go forth nd multiply. It's only money. ^^^ minted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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