ICTChris Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 My mate is a train conductor and one day when he was working a member of a hen night of pink fizz swilling mid 30s women shouted "Oi speccie!" at him (he wears glasses). So he threw her out at the next stop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 My mate is a train conductor and one day when he was working a member of a hen night of pink fizz swilling mid 30s women shouted "Oi speccie!" at him (he wears glasses). To be honest I worked that out from the quotation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 To be honest I worked that out from the quotation. Joined up writing next? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Now we're getting into details. What about a deep trolley only containing bulk items? Also ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Joined up writing next? Or maybe even in italics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 My mate is a train conductor and one day when he was working a member of a hen night of pink fizz swilling mid 30s women shouted "Oi speccie!" at him (he wears glasses). So he threw her out at the next stop :D nae luck hen. I despise getting on a train and there's a stag or hen party on it. Morons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I had the misfortune to be inveigled into talking to these three G+T honeys on a train from the Shire to Glasgow some months ago. I honestly thought the one on the left was a guy in drag (even her voice was deeper than mine). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Amazon updated their facebook status at 11am today - guess what happened? https://www.facebook.com/AmazonUK/posts/889538647760266 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam4267 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Amazon updated their facebook status at 11am today - guess what happened? https://www.facebook.com/AmazonUK/posts/889538647760266 I'm sure all the WW2 veterans on Facebook are utterly disgusted by that post and regret fighting in the war now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 (edited) I'm sure all the WW2 veterans on Facebook are utterly disgusted by that post and regret fighting in the war now. I'm guessing the one who said it was a disgrace that it was posted at 11am on the 11th day is so old she can't remember the actual date today. Edit for a bizarre attempt at spelling "said" Edited November 10, 2013 by Mark Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one m in Motherwell Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Thing is, is it not supposed to be a minute's 'silence'...have they updated the etiquette to include restrictions on social media activity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam4267 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I'm guessing the one who said it was a disgrace that it was posted at 11am on the 11th day is so old she can't remember the actual date today. Edit for a bizarre attempt at spelling "said" Was about to mention that. Facepalm gif needs looking out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 On the subject on hen parties on trains, my friend was on a train from Edinburgh to London (I think). There was a group of about 20 women who got on at Edinburgh for Newcastle but they all missed their stop and had to double-back at whatever the next stop was. He said they never realised the doors don't open automatically and by the time they figured out there was a button to press, it was too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Spurs getting beat already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Bank adverts that try to paint you a picture of them being a 'local' bank that 'cares about your needs'. They have full on story-lines with young parents, couples, new home buyers (all set to an emotive soundtrack) to try and prove to you that they do really care. Do they f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam4267 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Bank adverts that try to paint you a picture of them being a 'local' bank that 'cares about your needs'. They have full on story-lines with young parents, couples, new home buyers (all set to an emotive soundtrack) to try and prove to you that they do really care. Do they f**k. I always liked it when HSBC tried to paint themselves as the 'world bank' promoting international business at a local level. Mexican drug cartels certainly wouldn't have been able to operate in the US without their help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I had the misfortune to be inveigled into talking to these three G+T honeys on a train from the Shire to Glasgow some months ago. I honestly thought the one on the left was a guy in drag (even her voice was deeper than mine). You thought only one was in drag? Should have gone to specsavers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I had the misfortune to be inveigled into talking to these three G+T honeys on a train from the Shire to Glasgow some months ago. I honestly thought the one on the left was a guy in drag (even her voice was deeper than mine). I saw this earlier and am still wondering - why did you take (and then keep for months) a photo of them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 w**k bank? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Any time you drive now , your car is covered in salt. Then again , I would moan if there was no salt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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