Hedgecutter Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 "I'm a fat b*****d" thread for this pish. It's fat b*****d season. Diets don't start until New Year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Want to get some beer for the darts later and it's howling a gale and pishing it down. Most inconvenient. At this rate I might have to actually put on a jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Christmas jumpers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Christmas jumpers. Aye they disrupt the traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Aye they disrupt the traffic. That wasn't the reason I had in mind, but I would imagine some dick in a Christmas jumper would be more likely to disrupt the flow of traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 That wasn't the reason I had in mind, but I would imagine some dick in a Christmas jumper would be more likely to disrupt the flow of traffic. I thought you meant folk that jump of bridges at Christmas time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Christmas jumpers. Aye they disrupt the traffic. That wasn't the reason I had in mind, but I would imagine some dick in a Christmas jumper would be more likely to disrupt the flow of traffic. I thought you meant folk that jump of bridges at Christmas time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Avicii has brought out another country and western tinged effort. Piss off you boring c**t, the first one was shite and so is the new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 People who obligate you to spend by giving you vouchers up to a value that you couldn't fucking buy anything off. 20 quid of ticketmaster vouchers, cheers that might cover the booking fees . As nice a gesture as it was, my brother's got me a ticket to Russel Howard in Glasgow in March next year. Thing is, it's a mid-week evening show which will undoubtedly mean I'll need to take holiday time and spend travel money getting from Aberdeen to Glasgow and back again. I guard my holiday days very jealously. I made an exception to do the same thing a couple of weeks later though for Steel Panther which happens to be on the last day of my 20's (i.e. youth) so that was always going to be a day or two off anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northsea80 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 People who aren't prepared when they get to airport security. People with ridiculously sized carry on luggage wandering up and down the aisle looking for space for baggage because they couldn't board the plane in sequence as requested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Avicii has brought out another country and western tinged effort. Piss off you boring c**t, the first one was shite and so is the new one. I actually quite like them to be honest. They grow on you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Avicii has brought out another country and western tinged effort. Piss off you boring c**t, the first one was shite and so is the new one.Exactly. He also puts his name on the title despite having f**k all to do with the lyrics or the singing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Went into town this morning as I had some birthday money, as I walked past morrisons there was THIRTY (30) people queued outside waiting for it to open. Who the f**k queues for a supermarket to open? On fucking boxing day too There was a queue waiting to get into McDonalds at 8am on Boxing Day! People these days... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Exactly. He also puts his name on the title despite having f**k all to do with the lyrics or the singing. Do you think it would be as popular were it just an acapella? For the record, the track is utter garbage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Do you think it would be as popular were it just an acapella? For the record, the track is utter garbage. Clearly not, but for a producer to put his name and his name only on the track is laughable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Still having to have the Christmas tree up, blocking the light coming into the living room. Still having to have the Christmas tree up, blocking the light coming into the living room. Posted twice due to the darkness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 There was a queue waiting to get into McDonalds at 8am on Boxing Day! People these days... ^^^^^ Didn't get his egg McMuffin until 8.20. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Missed the bus because I suddenly needed a big shite. The buses are hourly. Poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Missed the bus because I suddenly needed a big shite. The buses are hourly. Poor. Would have been worse to have caught the bus then needed a big shite surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Would have been worse to have caught the bus then needed a big shite surely? True. It's a bumpy route too so holding it in would have been a tough task. I like your thinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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