RandomGuy. Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 When you have been in your own company for a while and in a pretty decent mood, then the Mrs comes in moaning like f**k about trivial things or more specifically moaning about you. THAT'S not what gets to me though. What gets to me is when her 'behaviour' finally grinds you down and you end up in a fettle. At which point within the next 2-5 minutes her mood changes and she is back to being lovely, but at this point you are still raging with her so you are the one that is now in the bad mood. Therefore you will hardly engage with her and the question "What's up wae you?" comes into play. Really?! This. A hundred times this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You kiss the feet of Hermes and a pair of winged sandals appear. YAAAAS. Get winged sandals. Jump the chasm. You are not wearing the winged sandals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deano67 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 When you have been in your own company for a while and in a pretty decent mood, then the Mrs comes in moaning like f**k about trivial things or more specifically moaning about you. THAT'S not what gets to me though. What gets to me is when her 'behaviour' finally grinds you down and you end up in a fettle. At which point within the next 2-5 minutes her mood changes and she is back to being lovely, but at this point you are still raging with her so you are the one that is now in the bad mood. Therefore you will hardly engage with her and the question "What's up wae you?" comes into play. Really?! My other half insists of telling me about every occurrence at her work, with her version of events lasting about three times as long as she was at work for. I've tried being a b*****d about this and bombarded her with tales of my work, however my work bores me to tears as well so I'm humped. No patience for tales of patients. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 How no? You do not have them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Aye I dae. You do not. They are next to the feet of Hermes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You do not. They are next to the feet of Hermes. Naw...naw, naw, naw - naw mate that is petty, that is PETTY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Naw...naw, naw, naw - naw mate that is petty, that is PETTY. It is NOT petty. I advised you I could not receive your instructions. I DID warn you, I DID warn you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 That was beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 People (including several 'expert' media pundits) who use the term 'SPFL' when referring solely to the top division. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Confusing toilets. Just fucking tell me where I should be pissing you pretentious twats. Following on from this, taps with sensors. Having to wave your hands around under a tap is fairly soul destroying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 My other half insists of telling me about every occurrence at her work, with her version of events lasting about three times as long as she was at work for. I've tried being a b*****d about this and bombarded her with tales of my work, however my work bores me to tears as well so I'm humped. No patience for tales of patients. I've managed to get myself a good deal where I get to tell her when the story gets too boring (its always best to be honest). We're at the stage now where she recognises in my face that I've tuned out and so apologises. Sweet. Folk that use a hundred words when ten would do are arseholes and should be made aware of said fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 People (including several 'expert' media pundits) who use the term 'SPFL' when referring solely to the top division. Billy Dodds is the worst for this. He can't help himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Football highlights on itv, mostly adverts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Confusing toilets. Just fucking tell me where I should be pissing you pretentious twats. I hate when I'm in an unfamiliar pub/club and the toilet doors are marked with some kind of Egyptian hieroglyphics depicting men and women. I have to stand there for 5 minutes trying to interpret them so I know which door is which. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Splashback from a good shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I hate when I'm in an unfamiliar pub/club and the toilet doors are marked with some kind of Egyptian hieroglyphics depicting men and women. I have to stand there for 5 minutes trying to interpret them so I know which door is which. And that 'mlud is all I have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Bloody virgin box failed to record the cricket highlights. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 People (including several 'expert' media pundits) who use the term 'SPFL' when referring solely to the top division. Yes! These same media people still bang on about records from the old SPL as if they're still relevant in the Premiership (as they think the league is a continuation of the old one and not a new one). Billy Dodds is the worst for this. He can't help himself. He is exceptionally thick. It actual angers me that morons like this have such a good job despite being so incredibly bad at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Yes, the pretentious bogs earlier had sensors also. But not where you would think they would be which was even more annoying. Were they on the opposite wall from the tap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I'm sitting on the train going through to Edinburgh, guy sits across with me with a Burger King meal that's stinking, to make matters worse he chews like a child, so fucking loud can't even keep his moth closed He deserves a punch to the back of the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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