DAFC Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Wingdings predicted 9/11 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Wingdings predicted 9/11 Heh. Forgot about that urban legend. Q33 NY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Despite the fact we have all heard it a billion times, some fannies still sing the dah-dah-dah bit of 500 Miles after the first verse.I heard this at the 7's and this was even with the words on the screens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 People (90% are women tbh) that have absolutely no self-awareness when walking on the streets. Stop walking at a snail's pace or move the f**k out the way and let me past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 The four p***ks in the Jacamo advert walking down the pavement four a breast, don't they know they're blocking the way for cyclists? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Programs that don't auto-save. You've been typing for ages (in Comic Sans, like a pro, natch), and need to Ctrl+C a chunk of your text into another program. Like a fud, you forget to save first, and your finger slips to 'V'. Dog kicked, bairns skelped, keyboard oot the windae 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I can't get to sleep for farting. Drinking real ale is only fun to a certain extent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I can't get to sleep for farting. Drinking real ale is only fun to a certain extent. Well don't give the wife real ale then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 (edited) People (90% are women tbh) that have absolutely no self-awareness when walking on the streets. Stop walking at a snail's pace or move the f**k out the way and let me past. Yes, the speed, or lack thereof, at which people move about astonishes me on a daily basis. It must take some people - young, able bodied and everything - about five times as long to walk say 100 yards as it would take me. Even when I'm not in any kind of hurry, I encounter loads of people walking so slowly that it must actually require effort to put on the brakes. God, I hat that. Edited August 2, 2014 by Monkey Tennis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Heh. Forgot about that urban legend. Q33 NY It was one of the worst urban myths, as to get those symbols you have to type in numbers that aren't in anyway connected with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 It was one of the worst urban myths, as to get those symbols you have to type in numbers that aren't in anyway connected with it To be fair, the New York bit at the end kinda works. But the rest is bobbins! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Tradesmen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Tradesmen! Your hot date turn out to be a "professional"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Your hot date turn out to be a "professional"? Fcuk off! I was referring to the cnuts that are supposed to be working on my boat! My hot date was with a very attractive 26yo nurse I'll have you know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Fcuk off! I was referring to the cnuts that are supposed to be working on my boat! My hot date was with a very attractive 26yo nurse I'll have you know! aka "Carer" . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Fcuk off! I was referring to the cnuts that are supposed to be working on my boat! My hot date was with a very attractive 26yo nurse I'll have you know! Good call...get them to dress up. She can be a copper the next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Or a plumber/sparky. It's his money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Despite the fact we have all heard it a billion times, some fannies still sing the dah-dah-dah bit of 500 Miles after the first verse. This x10000!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Sitting across from 2 student lassies on the train and their traps haven't shut once since Stirling. When did Irish lassies develop that really annoying Aussie habit of going up at the end of sentences making every line a question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Susan Egelstaff, she talks as if her tongue is glued to the roof of her mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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