WeAreElgin Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 People in the office that can't be arsed tucking their shirt in. If you've gone to the trouble of ironing it why not tuck it in you fucks? Also, sunglasses. It's not sunny, it hasn't been all day and I see people wearing sunglasses. Absolute subhuman scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) When I was in Paris last summer the streets were packed full of people trying anything to make a few quid - the usual ones selling souvenirs etc, the 'find the ball under the cup' tricks etc, and of course these statue folk. Then there was one genius sitting on a wall beside the Eiffel Tower with a box of lettuce, a cute fluffy rabbit and a sign saying "2 euros, feed the rabbit".The kids and parents were queueing up and the boy was f**king minted. I have to say, I admire that. Far more that the aforementioned scrotes painted grey and standing still. ETA: And don't get me started on fucking mimes. Edited August 7, 2014 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The SPFL You Tube home page does not have a link to League Cup highlights even though they are available. From memory this is no different from last season.mThey do have a link for the PT Cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Chipped a tooth this morning thats me got two now. Looks like a trip to the dentist is required for the first time in years. Opening a beer bottle with your teeth?? Leave that up to Luis Saurez http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=suarez+bottle+opener&rt=nc&LH_PrefLoc=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 People in the office that can't be arsed tucking their shirt in. If you've gone to the trouble of ironing it why not tuck it in you fucks? Also, sunglasses. It's not sunny, it hasn't been all day and I see people wearing sunglasses. Absolute subhuman scum. Even seeing people with their shirt untucked in the way home at night annoys me. My nag, I've got nothing that needs doing today in the office, it's as quiet as the grave and I'm going out for a drink after work, so desperate for the clock to hit five! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Folk who only go to certain places on nice days and get angry because they're busy (because others have had exactly the same idea). "It's always busy here " No, it's not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 See what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 That's a foot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The continued dumbing down of the news http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28710522 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The continued dumbing down of the news http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28710522 David Cameron welcomed Larry into No 10 in 2011 to try to solve a recurring rodent problem. Vermin found at No.10 shocker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Buying someone off eBay, and the selling can't even be arsed to give the items a quick clean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Another Thai bride, Rico? How many is that? Russian. Too many Worth it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Russian. Too many Worth it Snap em up before they become the latest victim of Vlad's trade sanctions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Wait a minute. They're not invisible. I can see them right there. If they really were invisible, you'd lose them every time you took them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Buying someone off eBay, and the selling can't even be arsed to give the items a quick clean. Also, buying items from heavy smokers. Like having someone fart in your face when you open the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Also, buying items from heavy smokers. Like having someone fart in your face when you open the box. Surely a heavy shitter then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 We bought a bed guard for the wee one from Gumtree a couple of weeks ago that was advertised as being in "excellent and clean condition". When I went to pick it up the house was FUCKING REEKING of smoke. I smelled the bed guard and told her I didn't want it. She got a bit shirty but I told her she shouldn't have advertised it as being clean when it was utterly stinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Maybe you have. You'll never know. That might explain why I can't get my sock drawer closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Gordon Smith on SSN complaining we aren't spunking money trying to hump the English leagues leg by copying them using the vanishing foam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 We bought a bed guard for the wee one from Gumtree a couple of weeks ago that was advertised as being in "excellent and clean condition". When I went to pick it up the house was FUCKING REEKING of smoke. I smelled the bed guard and told her I didn't want it. She got a bit shirty but I told her she shouldn't have advertised it as being clean when it was utterly stinking. Had a similar deal with a reclining arm chair. It had tab ends down the side of the cushions. Feck knows what the wifey would've considered 'dirty'.* * Teeing it up for any P&B'er who wants to take a shot at that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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