Lisa Cuddy Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 You'd think that's like tossing a coin in that it's a 50% average if you did it 100 times. If I was to actually record the amount of times this happens to me though I think it would be around 90% of the time that I open it instruction side. I have to sign in all the meds at work and it f&cking infuriates me. I just stick a bit of tape on the instruction side after I've finished signing them in. That doesn't prevent the initial opening, but it prevents further rage when it comes to dispensing. While we are on that topic; a PTTGOMN is folk putting empty strips back into packets! See also: Finding around 7 packets of the same medication open, usually paracetamol. Finding a strip that goes "empty blister, full blister, full, empty, empty, full" etc. Just take the next fucking tablet in the strip! *seething* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 The speculation is that it was due to him being passed over as David Letterman's replacement but he insists he never wanted that job anyway. The official line is simply that he was tired and just fancied doing something else. Certainly, the few times I was up late enough to check out 'The Late, Late Show' in the later years, it appeared he was just dialing it in. Painfully unfunny. He's lined up to host some crappy looking game show soon. Cheers - never thought about the Letterman gig - probably a wise move for him and Geoff to move on to something else at this stage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 As part of my job I'm required to enter rented houses. Today I encountered a flat that was in a pretty bad state of disrepair, class A hoarder and apparently fleas and other bugs have been noted before as a problem. I've felt itchy for the last 4 hours and I can't work out if it's psychological or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 As part of my job I'm required to enter rented houses. Today I encountered a flat that was in a pretty bad state of disrepair, class A hoarder and apparently fleas and other bugs have been noted before as a problem. I've felt itchy for the last 4 hours and I can't work out if it's psychological or not. Have a shower, you smelly mink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Have a shower, you smelly mink Nah I had my weekly bath yesterday night, so it's a whole 7 days for me to wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Nah I had my weekly bath yesterday night, so it's a whole 7 days for me to wait. Fixed that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 People who say "yesterday night". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 sunroofs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 sunroofs ^^^Homophobe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 ^^^Homophobe! Not sure what my problem is with them, just thought of it there when a friend was going on about a recently purchased car. WTF is the point in having a sun roof? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Not sure what my problem is with them, just thought of it there when a friend was going on about a recently purchased car. WTF is the point in having a sun roof? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I love you Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I love you Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 i just love how you do all your talking in pictures xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Fart...eeee....lo.....ove.....a boom boom ching ching.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Sold a smartphone on ebay. Had a spare battery so through that in to sweeten the deal. Went to the PO on Friday. Was told I couldn't send the battery unless it was in the actual device. I asked how I would send two someone 1 phone and 2 batteries. They had no idea. So I had to rush to another PO and tell them a pack of lies in order to get the bloody thing sent. I'm now convinced that they'll scan my parcel, discover the rogue battery, hunt me down to my work and throw me in the cells under some prevention of terrorism law. Meanwhile, some grumpy bird down in England won't have received the phone I promised her and will give me my first negative feedback on ebay. What a life. Holy crap, you can't send batteries through the mail any more? That's me humped whenever the wife's laptop needs a replacement Also, how on earth have you managed to avoid negative feedback on Ebay? Some lunatic vicar neg'd me once because he'd bought something from me at 2pm and it hadn't arrived by 5pm on the same day Got a whole host of stories about mentalist Ebay users. Someone should start a thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Being sick and depressed. Also, our address is (vaguely) similar to another in the town, although totally different names, and we regularly get their mail for some reason. I take it to the other address out of courtesy, but they never return the favour, and wouldn't even buzz me into their building to give them their last misplaced parcel. Tried returning it to the sorting office, and it came back to us again We've had a load of missing mail in the last few months; not hard to guess why. Their stuff is going in the bucket from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 On a similar note I hate people who really are ill yet still come into the work place, f**k off home, stop spreading your germs Going another step further, people who come in to work with the lurgy, spread it around to the rest of the office, then bitch and moan about how untermensch everybody else is for not working at 100% efficiency/taking time off/dying. Then spending their time whining about how the wage structure should be geared towards penalising those who take sick days ("it's just a coincidence that it's been five years since I was ill"), including a long public rant at the company AGM. Are these common, or was I lucky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Another version of this that seems to be the domain of the English is "bias" instead of "biased" IE "the cakes I made are great, but I'm bias" and "draws" instead of "drawers" IE "I put your socks in the draws". Idiotic and infuriating. Your examples imply that you have zome issues viz your mother. Please, lie down on ze couch unt tell us more, dear boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 People who regularly and viciously clear their throat, take a second pause then audibly swallow the phlegm. Stop fucking doing it, you utter fucking arsehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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