Mon The Candy Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Stephen fry. Fat attention seekin c**t. There is nt 1 person on this planet whos tried to kill themselves 4 times. How hard is it to kill yesel? Off a building? Dun. In front of a train? Dun. Ur seekin attention n ur lookin in a bad place for it. f**k u stephen fry -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Stephen fry. Fat attention seekin c**t. There is nt 1 person on this planet whos tried to kill themselves 4 times. How hard is it to kill yesel? Off a building? Dun. In front of a train? Dun. Ur seekin attention n ur lookin in a bad place for it. f**k u stephen fry You do share his eloquence though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wrestling isn't competitive. It's not a sport. Hope that clears it up. And I can't believe some people are arguing that it is. It's intensely physical, and I have problems with flatout calling it fake because everything they do hurts and it's incredibly physical. Calling it simply fake takes away from that. It IS choreographed, and set up though. I've heard it called an art form, and as ridiculous a notion that sounds to some, I'd be inclined to agree with it. A sport though? No. Get it the f**k off the sports channels and get that word away from it. Because if they did that to start with, there'd never have been this tired argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wrestling isn't competitive. It's not a sport. Hope that clears it up. And I can't believe some people are arguing that it is. It's intensely physical, and I have problems with flatout calling it fake because everything they do hurts and it's incredibly physical. Calling it simply fake takes away from that. It IS choreographed, and set up though. I've heard it called an art form, and as ridiculous a notion that sounds to some, I'd be inclined to agree with it. A sport though? No. Get it the f**k off the sports channels and get that word away from it. Because if they did that to start with, there'd never have been this tired argument. I suppose it's like ballet in some aspects. Very physical and reliant on the performers choreography being spot on. Rudolf Nureyev probably never suplexed one of the female dancers though, mores the pity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Running a business is really hard sometimes. The majority of customers are great but there is always just one or two that you could quite easily say "F*CK OFF AND DON'T COME BACK", but sadly you can't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Running a business is really hard sometimes. The majority of customers are great but there is always just one or two that you could quite easily say "F*CK OFF AND DON'T COME BACK", but sadly you can't. Yes you can! Say something like " I don't think we can provide you with the service you feel you are entitled to and you would be better seeking this elsewhere " or words to that effect. If you were feeling particularly bitchy point them in the direction of a competitor. You can waste a lot of time on these energy sucking b*ggers. Remember the 80/20 rule! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) Watching Sunshine on Leith with my missus and the last scene where Davie goes to catch Yvonne winds me up no end. First she's walking down the royal mile. Then she's walking up towards the castle past the castle arms pub. Then she's walking down towards the mound. Then she's in the gardens walking towards the direction she's supposedly just came in. AND she's supposed to be heading to Waverley. Edited October 20, 2014 by Rowan Vine's beard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Watching Sunshine on Leith with my missus and the last scene where Davie goes to catch Yvonne winds me up no end. First she's walking down the royal mile. Then she's walking up towards the castle past the castle arms pub. Then she's walking down towards the mound. Then she's in the gardens walking towards the direction she's supposedly just came in. AND she's supposed to be heading to Waverley. Typical English tourist imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I suppose it's like ballet in some aspects. Very physical and reliant on the performers choreography being spot on. Rudolf Nureyev probably never suplexed one of the female dancers though, mores the pity. Might've given a few male members of the corps de ballet a dose of the Boston crabs tho'................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Parents who take their children to the cinema when they quite clearly aren't ready to sit still for a couple hours yet. Just out of seeing the new TMNT film (wouldn't recommend) and for about half the film there was a group of 8-10 kids running back and forth across the area between the screen and front seat with constant high pitch squeals and also non - stop up and down the stairs playing tig. Not to mention getting my chair kicked for the entire duration of the film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Parents who take their children to the cinema when they quite clearly aren't ready to sit still for a couple hours yet. Just out of seeing the new TMNT film (wouldn't recommend) and for about half the film there was a group of 8-10 kids running back and forth across the area between the screen and front seat with constant high pitch squeals and also non - stop up and down the stairs playing tig. Not to mention getting my chair kicked for the entire duration of the film. I can beat that. Because kids of any age are allowed into any multiplex film* in the US, you'll find utter c***s with newborn babies in practically every showing. My personal favourite was the midnight showing of Resident Evil with THREE different babies, one of which unsurprisingly freaked out big-style during the opening sequence and had to be removed, much to the annoyance of the poor wee b*****d's "parents". Words cannot express. * Most multiplex chains won't show anything over an 'R' rating, and kids can get into anything 'R' or under with a responsible (or irresponsible) adult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 This complaint has been done to death but it crops up around this time every year now. You know it is approaching the festive season when you start to hear upbeat, cheesy, 80s pop songs sung in a slow whispery breathed style by some shoe gazing angsty character. f**k right off with that shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 This complaint has been done to death but it crops up around this time every year now. You know it is approaching the festive season when you start to hear upbeat, cheesy, 80s pop songs sung in a slow whispery breathed style by some shoe gazing angsty character. f**k right off with that shit. This above all the other atrocities that its to blame for is the reason every single person involved in X Factor and the other karaoke contests should be killed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 This above all the other atrocities that its to blame for is the reason every single person involved in X Factor and the other karaoke contests should be killed. Jesus, too many excellent posts to greenie tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Those Scottish Hydro billboards with the big orangutan in the background. What's that all about?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Parents who take their children to the cinema when they quite clearly aren't ready to sit still for a couple hours yet. Just out of seeing the new TMNT film (wouldn't recommend) and for about half the film there was a group of 8-10 kids running back and forth across the area between the screen and front seat with constant high pitch squeals and also non - stop up and down the stairs playing tig. Not to mention getting my chair kicked for the entire duration of the film. The answer is a leg trip. Nobody will see in the dark and they'll just assume that the kid tripped on the stairs. The teeth should grow back anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Parents who take their children to the cinema when they quite clearly aren't ready to sit still for a couple hours yet. Just out of seeing the new TMNT film (wouldn't recommend) and for about half the film there was a group of 8-10 kids running back and forth across the area between the screen and front seat with constant high pitch squeals and also non - stop up and down the stairs playing tig. Not to mention getting my chair kicked for the entire duration of the film. I'd phone the cinema and make a complaint about this. I would have been a seething mess if there were a group of kids running about when I'd paid the best part of a tenner to go see a film 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 All of my tyres keep deflating to various degrees and completely random. It's infuriating as I keep having to pump them back up. Simply cause in too lazy to take them to a garage to have to pay the inevitable 3 figure sum to replace them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 There's just been an advert on the telly for eFax stating "more and more people are finding they cans send a fax from their mobile phone or tablet". No they're fucking not. They're sending emails not fucking faxes. Who the f**k still uses faxes anyway? Other than Premiership football teams on deadline day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Who the f**k still uses faxes anyway? Other than Premiership football teams on deadline day. And Phil Collins when's he's divorcing a wife. Not strictly true, she was getting a free transfer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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