jagfox Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I need to send faxes in my work when doing night shift, to order newspapers for the hotel rooms. Fax machines and the printed press should both be abolished imoWhat about trouser presses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Who the f**k still uses faxes anyway? Other than Premiership football teams on deadline day. Business owners who spent good money on a fax machine 30 years ago and are damned well going to make sure that they get their money's worth out of it. They exist. I'm sure the P&B massive will have some tales of offices that don't allow their staff to have any of this unnecessary internet nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I've forgotten my Young Persons railcard. Feel a bit of a fud for forgetting it but an even bigger fud for now having to shell out an extra £37 for a return to Dundee. yrr own fault! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Poor ad lib. Hes only just found out women are snakes with tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Richard Ayoade. Totally pretentious and unfunny. Your making a terrible mistake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Business owners who spent good money on a fax machine 30 years ago and are damned well going to make sure that they get their money's worth out of it. They exist. I'm sure the P&B massive will have some tales of offices that don't allow their staff to have any of this unnecessary internet nonsense. Oh yes, my work refuses to let us send documents to customers by email, but makes them go through the hassle of receiving a fax. I don't complain, printing the documents, sending the docs then confirming they've been sent allows me to have a wee skive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I suppose it's like ballet in some aspects. Very physical and reliant on the performers choreography being spot on. Rudolf Nureyev probably never suplexed one of the female dancers though, mores the pity. the champions league is coreographed n fake to ensure smaller teams dont have a chance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Richard Ayoade. Totally pretentious and unfunny. Was this the trigger for your post by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 have to go to a Halloween party next week even though I hate dressing up and can't be bothered mingling with people who I have nothing in common with. I'm seriously considering throwing myself down the stairs just as we're ready to leave the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 have to go to a Halloween party next week even though I hate dressing up and can't be bothered mingling with people who I have nothing in common with. I'm seriously considering throwing myself down the stairs just as we're ready to leave the house. Or just stop being a shitebag and don't go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I fucking hate it when cars park in the most ridiculous of places on busy streets causing dozens of cars to get held up but seem to think having their hazard warning lights on makes it alright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Was this the trigger for your post by any chance? Aye. I mean, I never found The IT Crowd funny anyway. However, this has definitely made me feel a stronger sense of dislike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 have to go to a Halloween party next week even though I hate dressing up and can't be bothered mingling with people who I have nothing in common with. I'm seriously considering throwing myself down the stairs just as we're ready to leave the house. You could re-enact a lovely scene from American Psycho after having spotted the biggest douchebag at the party. It would be guaranteed to liven up the evening and make you incredibly popular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cults_sheep Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Aye. I mean, I never found The IT Crowd funny anyway. However, this has definitely made me feel a stronger sense of dislike. He's an absolute cockwomble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 have to go to a Halloween party next week even though I hate dressing up and can't be bothered mingling with people who I have nothing in common with. I'm seriously considering throwing myself down the stairs just as we're ready to leave the house. Only an idiot would purposely hurt himself to get out of a social gathering. Push her down the stairs instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Only an idiot would purposely hurt himself to get out of a social gathering. Push her down the stairs instead. man up n tell her yer no minglin wae her fannies of pals. Balls in your court 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) You could re-enact a lovely scene from American Psycho after having spotted the biggest douchebag at the party. It would be guaranteed to liven up the evening and make you incredibly popular. I've always called called that film 'Pie & Bovril the Movie' but it's only now that I've watched another clip that I've noticed the line "I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace..." to go with all the other stolen lines or gifs. Edited October 22, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Just finishing a fairly straight forward stress free nightshift when someone from day shift came in and started his Pish about how nightshift do nothing. He does it every morning and nobody gives him the time of day but I just couldn't be arsed with it today and told him where to go. He muttered something under his breath and I ignored him and starting walking away and then heard him mutter something again so I turned around and told him I'd rip his face off if he started his shite again. He shut up and wandered off. Fully expecting a meeting with management tonight when I get in. Sacked in the.....evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The dark morning. I struggle to get out of bed when it's pitch black outside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Reynard on the politics forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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