50/50 Winner Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 The wee holes are for grating hash for baking. That seems a waste, wouldn't there be a significant amount of hash left on the grater? I'm sure a pipe, bucket or bong would create a better effect with less fannying about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Three sided are worse. Canny get into the middle to clean them without a bit of unplanned effort. I've never had a three sided one, they sound hellish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Nipped into the drive thru Costa in Dumbarton on my way to work. "Can I have a medium cappuccino please?" "Anything else?" "No, that's fine thanks" "Would you like to try our new arse biscuit supreme with that?" The clue was when you asked if I wanted anything else and I said "No, that's fine thanks". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Nipped into the drive thru Costa in Dumbarton on my way to work. "Can I have a medium cappuccino please?" "Anything else?" "No, that's fine thanks" "Would you like to try our new arse biscuit supreme with that?" The clue was when you asked if I wanted anything else and I said "No, that's fine thanks". Same with petrol stations when you don't buy fuel. Harthill services are the worst for this: Walk up to the counter with whatever you're buying - "That's all thanks" "Any fuel?" "f**k off" Everytime without fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Same with petrol stations when you don't buy fuel. Harthill services are the worst for this: Walk up to the counter with whatever you're buying - "That's all thanks" "Any fuel?" "f**k off" Everytime without fail. Folk who don't by fuel in petrol stations are sub human scum, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Four sided cheese graters. They are a nuisance to wash and dry, only one side of the grater actually gets used and cheese can now be bought pre-grated so they aren't really needed. Only lazy morons buy grated cheese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Arsebiscuits? Were they the chocolate ones? I dunno mate, I didn't want one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Folk who don't by fuel in petrol stations are sub human scum, to be fair. Where else am I supposed to buy a packet of Wrigley's Extra and a honey and oat flapjack on the M8, m8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Same with petrol stations when you don't buy fuel. Harthill services are the worst for this: Walk up to the counter with whatever you're buying - "That's all thanks" "Any fuel?" "f**k off" Everytime without fail. I may have mentioned this before but I use a fuel card so need to remember the mileage when I fill up. While I'm mentally trying to remember this, the till jockeys do their best to put you off - "Pump 12, £86.38, what's your registration"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Only lazy morons buy grated cheese So, I'm guessing you've never bought a sandwich from a supermarket or petrol station? Using your logic, only lazy morons would do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I may have mentioned this before but I use a fuel card so need to remember the mileage when I fill up. While I'm mentally trying to remember this, the till jockeys do their best to put you off - "Pump 12, £86.38, what's your registration"? Same here. I've never been a fan of the write it on your hand technique as I think folk who do this are definite potential serial killers. Or paedophiles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Glasses were feeling loose, so pushed the nose pieces together, one of them snapped clean off. Ugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Are you sure? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Only lazy morons buy grated cheese Damned right. Buying cheese? What's the point in having the damned cow then? Cheese is fucking rank anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 i think petrol stations make more money from the sandwiches and arsebiscuits than from the petrol, don't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Same here. I've never been a fan of the write it on your hand technique as I think folk who do this are definite potential serial killers. Or paedophiles. There's a terrible British film from the Seventies in that somewhere. The forgetful serial killer who writes his potential victims' names down on his hand, before events contrive to smudge the note, leading to zany hi-jinks. Might want to leave the paedophilia to the cast, considering it's a Seventies film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Tax season. Yes, I know it's my own fault for leaving it to the last minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Tax season. Yes, I know it's my own fault for leaving it to the last minute. Is that like Wabbit Season? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Is that like Wabbit Season? rangers fan in tax confusion shocker... (Sorry, but it was a bit of an open goal) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Newish job working for a Procurement company, lots of dealings with foreign countries and suppliers. So far a Buyer has asked the following questions this morning; Is Belgium in the EU? Is Lichtenstein a country? Is Egypt in Africa? I despair at the lack of general knowledge of so many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.