Lisa Cuddy Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Wasn't there a kids clothing shop in Weegieville called Weans World? There was, yes. It's still a fucking horrid word though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm unhappy we have a grass in our midst. Wouldn't stand for this in Borstal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm unhappy we have a grass in our midst. Wouldn't stand for this in Borstal.You wouldn't be saying that if you'd committed suicide! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 You wouldn't be saying that if you'd committed suicide! You still alive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 You still alive?I wouldn't call it living exactly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 This fucking weather. I'd rather have six feet of snow than this fucking wind and rain again and again and again. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 This fucking weather. I'd rather have six feet of snow than this fucking wind and rain again and again and again.I catch your drift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Is there going to be a breakout? Hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Is there going to be a breakout? So many questions and answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 There's no dolly mixtures in here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Regarding suicide; I'd be fucking brilliant at it. Shotgun to the dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Is there going to be a breakout? That reminds. The song jailbreak. Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak/ Somewhere in this town At the fucking prison I would have thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Aye, Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 That reminds. The song jailbreak. Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak/ Somewhere in this town At the fucking prison I would have thought. 1976, a 13-year old Shotgun was slumbering his way through his school lessons. One teacher, a little more inspired than the others, attempted to get us interested in poetry by encouraging us to pay attention to song lyrics and try to see if we could understand the meaning behind the song. As a homework assignment, we were instructed to do this for the ditty of our own choice. Most of the half-wits in my class listened to Showaddywaddy or Abba or whatever other crap was in the charts at the time. Me? I was edgy as f**k so decided to show off my musical maturity by using my recently purchased copy of "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy. I fired up my cassette player, put in my earphone (singular) and for the first time, really listened to the words. I ended up writing about Rod Stewart's "Sailing" instead. * * A scathing indictment of the systematic oppression of 13-year olds in the north-of-England educational system under the Callaghan government. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Drove to work (not far) to open my laptop bag & find no charger. Turn on laptop to find it needs charged 7% left (15 sec). Drove back home to find charger, no charger in the house. Phoned Mrs Slippery (mmm) 10 yes fucking (ten) missed calls later she phones back. 1 hour later. Sorry sound was turned off. "wheres the charger?" Oh I took it to work to give to my friend as she need one the same as ours. WOT!!111!! I now have to drive into town to buy a new charger. Can't find motorcycle helmet. Went next door to borrow a helmet, found MY helmet. Got into town bought charger (starting to breath normally again). Thought I'd get some breakfast (10:00am). Went to my favourite little noodle bar. c**t had a new recipe and added bread crumbs. Ate half and left. Good morning everyone! Hope you all have great day Edited March 10, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Did you walk under a ladder yesterday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Getting a slow-driving taxi-driver in a mess of fast moving traffic during morning rush hour when you're late for a meeting. Put your cunting foot down please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The shower in my bathroom has packed in, i have to use the en-suite which the Mrs uses and i never go in. She is generally quite tidy, but this place is a fucking tip, make up everywhere, all sorts of hair products, straighteners left lying on the floor and about 6 or 7 bottles of perfume lying over the place. Plus I forgot to take in my shower gel and had to use hers, i now smell of coconut and almonds. Which isn't a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) The shower in my bathroom has packed in, i have to use the en-suite which the Mrs uses and i never go in. She is generally quite tidy, but this place is a fucking tip, make up everywhere, all sorts of hair products, straighteners left lying on the floor and about 6 or 7 bottles of perfume lying over the place. Plus I forgot to take in my shower gel and had to use hers, i now smell of coconut and almonds. Which isn't a problem. Pics etc. Edited March 10, 2015 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 People who go into threads that they know will probably upset them then complain when they get upset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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