Sergeant Wilson Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Was going to speculate on the identity of the Plymouth Ho, but I can't think of a single famous lassie from Plymouth Frances Drake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Frances Drake She has a golden hind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 The word 'footy'. Horrible word which is completely unacceptable to use north of the border. Should merit a jail sentence imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 A bunch of folk on my Facebook feed are greeting about this deid Irish lassie, not a single one of whom knew her or had ever heard of her before this week. Grief junkie c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 A lassie on mine who's brother was murdered last year is in grief overdrive this morning. Wants the electric chair back, it's too much for her to deal with etc. .I don't want to sound unsympathetic, but stop sharing these stories then. Cow. Was her brother murdered after shagging a wee guy he met in Sanctuary and then dumped in a farm in Milngavie? Because if so then I could see why she'd be upset by this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 A lassie on mine who's brother was murdered last year is in grief overdrive this morning. Wants the electric chair back, it's too much for her to deal with etc. .I don't want to sound unsympathetic, but stop sharing these stories then. Cow. I don't think the UK state ever used the electric chair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 There was someone spouting their grief about this on facebook and a guy I went to school with commented saying "I know it's shite, nae chance of getting a burd up the road this weekend if you go to the dancing".The seethe induced was glorious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 There was someone spouting their grief about this on facebook and a guy I went to school with commented saying "I know it's shite, nae chance of getting a burd up the road this weekend if you go to the dancing". The seethe induced was glorious! "Go to the dancing". Was the guy in his 80s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Was he courting at the disco? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 'the dancin' is classic weegie vernacular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Women drivers, here's the script..........(a) see these lines across the road that you should stop at....stop BEFORE them so that your car isn't over the line, causing you to obstruct pedestrians, people with prams etc. and (b) pedestrian crossings.....it's good manners to stop and let people cross the road. I don't know what's worse; when they look straight at you when they shoot right by, or when they kid on they're talking to someone. Men drivers...slow the feck down and stop being aggressive wankers. Oh, and get that exhaust fixed. It's only a real fanny that feels the need to have their Corsa sound like it's going through the sound barrier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Women drivers, here's the script..........(a) see these lines across the road that you should stop at....stop BEFORE them so that your car isn't over the line, causing you to obstruct pedestrians, people with prams etc. and (b) pedestrian crossings.....it's good manners to stop and let people cross the road. I don't know what's worse; when they look straight at you when they shoot right by, or when they kid on they're talking to someone. Men drivers...slow the feck down and stop being aggressive wankers. Oh, and get that exhaust fixed. It's only a real fanny that feels the need to have their Corsa sound like it's going through the sound barrier. You could have saved me the effort of reading all of that. If you'd just have posted the word.....drivers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Women drivers, here's the script..........(a) see these lines across the road that you should stop at....stop BEFORE them so that your car isn't over the line, causing you to obstruct pedestrians, people with prams etc. and (b) pedestrian crossings.....it's good manners to stop and let people cross the road. I don't know what's worse; when they look straight at you when they shoot right by, or when they kid on they're talking to someone. Men drivers...slow the feck down and stop being aggressive wankers. Oh, and get that exhaust fixed. It's only a real fanny that feels the need to have their Corsa sound like it's going through the sound barrier. "Good manners"? A and B are both against the law, not just cuntish behaviour. And men are just as likely to do both, especially B. Vast majority of cars that have missed me by inches on crossings have been driven by laddies who consider themselves too alpha to obey the rules of the road. I've been assuming for years that the roaring exhaust thing is a small penis alarm, so I don't mind it too much. It's only good form to give the lassies warning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Fucking Celtic and their sites going on about what a great club they are because folk left bags of food for food banks outside Celtic Park. Celticfc.net - 'Celtic fans proving they are second to none' CQN - 'If anyone asks...this is Celtic FC' are just two of the sites headlines accompanying said bags and that's before you go into see the fan's cringe inducing comments. Seriously, what type of organisation attempts to take credit for their charity work? Oh aye, that's right, Celtic FC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Fucking Celtic and their sites going on about what a great club they are because folk left bags of food for food banks outside Celtic Park. Celticfc.net - 'Celtic fans proving they are second to none' CQN - 'If anyone asks...this is Celtic FC' are just two of the sites headlines accompanying said bags and that's before you go into see the fan's cringe inducing comments. Seriously, what type of organisation attempts to take credit for their charity work? Oh aye, that's right, Celtic FC. It's another one of those "more than a club" type moments. Anyone saying a fitba team is "more than a club" should be bludgeoned to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Seriously, what type of organisation attempts to take credit for their charity work? Oh aye, that's right, Celtic FC. Not sticking up for Celtic by any means, but all profit-making organisations trumpet their charity work, even if it's stuff that the staff have organised themselves without any aid or encouragement from the business. They wouldn't do it if they couldn't gain the good publicity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Not sticking up for Celtic by any means, but all profit-making organisations trumpet their charity work, even if it's stuff that the staff have organised themselves without any aid or encouragement from the business. They wouldn't do it if they couldn't gain the good publicity. Celtic, like Rangers, could never cease to be a shower of c***s, supported by c***s, no matter how much good publicity they generate or court. They could end world hunger and they'd still be scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Not sticking up for Celtic by any means, but all profit-making organisations trumpet their charity work, even if it's stuff that the staff have organised themselves without any aid or encouragement from the business. They wouldn't do it if they couldn't gain the good publicity. I can't speak for other clubs but Dundee did the exact same thing last year and didn't feel the need to turn it into a PR exercise. To try and gain publicity from charity work which they claim to be set up for in the first place is scummy behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I can't speak for other clubs but Dundee did the exact same thing last year and didn't feel the need to turn it into a PR exercise. To try and gain publicity from charity work which they claim to be set up for in the first place is scummy behaviour. ...he said, trumpeting Dundee's charity work. Just kidding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I can't speak for other clubs but Dundee did the exact same thing last year and didn't feel the need to turn it into a PR exercise. To try and gain publicity from charity work which they claim to be set up for in the first place is scummy behaviour. Celtic put a statement on its own website, as did Dundee when they done it. I think you're getting your knickers in a twist over nothing tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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