19QOS19 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Birds. Woodcock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Birds. Cock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Wasn't there a laddie on here who liked to dip his bits into a warm bowl of this stuff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Wasn't there a laddie on here who liked to dip his bits into a warm bowl of this stuff? I believe the euphanism is "stirring porridge"...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 I suppose we've all enjoyed stirring a bird's custard at one time or another...(well, 50% of us)... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 In a mass clear out of stuff, I binned Perfect Dark for the N64 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 In a mass clear out of stuff, I binned Perfect Dark for the N64 Give up now; you'll never be able to live with yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 That GIF is giving me the fear. Quite the 'O' face, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Dee Man and DonnieDarko have the same profile picture. I propose a fight to the death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Dee Man and DonnieDarko have the same profile picture. I propose a fight to the death. Every Dee should have that as their avatar today as a show of solidarity to our police battering friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I'm off to the south of France today to give what is effectively a 30 minute presentation tomorrow. What a fucking waste of time, albeit a night on the piss in Marseille awaits this evening. Obviously the company you work for is based in the 1970s and hasn't heard of Skype or such like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Obviously the company you work for is based in the 1970s and hasn't heard of Skype or such like?Shut up! I'm Her Majesty's Envoy in Plymouth this week. If I wasn't here they'd be laying off chefs and bar staff.I attended the Plymouth v Wimbledon game last night on her behalf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Shut up! I'm Her Majesty's Envoy in Plymouth this week. If I wasn't here they'd be laying off chefs and bar staff. I attended the Plymouth v Wimbledon game last night on her behalf. Gawd bless her, and all that sail on her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Hipster beard? Check Hipster jeans? Check Russian style winter hat? Check Second hand jaiket out of a charity shop? Check Travelling through park by scooter? Check The folk you see in Kelvingrove park 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Hipster beard? Check Hipster jeans? Check Russian style winter hat? Check Second hand jaiket out of a charity shop? Check Travelling through park by scooter? Check The folk you see in Kelvingrove park I honestly read that as "see you folk in Kelvingrove park " on the first read. Operation Jaggy Thistle averted; abort, abort! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Lassie in the work that goes off sick at the drop of a hat, who's just came back from a week and a half off for having the fucking cold, looks round the office, which is currently running at less than half the folk that would normally be in due to holidays and folk off sick, and states "there's loads of folk off, we're really busy". Yes dear, there are loads of folk off, and we have been really busy. Not you obviously, because since you've came in you've swanned round the office telling any c**t that will listen about you juice diet and where you took your fucking wean last week (when you were supposed to be off sick, whoops). I feel a high speed connectivity scenario between my boot and her pie coming on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Lassie in the work that goes off sick at the drop of a hat, who's just came back from a week and a half off for having the fucking cold, looks round the office, which is currently running at less than half the folk that would normally be in due to holidays and folk off sick, and states "there's loads of folk off, we're really busy". Yes dear, there are loads of folk off, and we have been really busy. Not you obviously, because since you've came in you've swanned round the office telling any c**t that will listen about you juice diet and where you took your fucking wean last week (when you were supposed to be off sick, whoops). I feel a high speed connectivity scenario between my boot and her pie coming on. FFS. That's annoying me that. I'm reluctant to stay off on the seek, maybe had 5 days off in my 6 years working. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 You can't be that busy if you're sat on P&B tbh. f**k up. You're not helping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I have no clean shirts today for work so I will have to buy a new one before I start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 A day a year? That's an appalling record tbh. Settle. It also just amounts to 3 times off in total. 2 two dayers in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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