Sweet Pete Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 It was Meryl Streep he was annoyed at m8, not Glenn Close. Ach same thing. Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, Denzel Washington, they're all the bloody same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Ach same thing. Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, Denzel Washington, they're all the bloody same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 It most certainly is not, but that gif is borderline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Every single person in a car advert, especially the ones where they appear to be a group of friends driving about laughing together "through the city" or "going off into the countryside" or doing wacky things like suddenly jumping out of the car and running into the sea with no clothes on. I hope you catch hypothermia you insufferable whompercunting puddledrinking mouthbreathers. Current worst example is the Toyota where they are all singing locked out of heaven and all got that stupid Overly happy, too cheery to be fucking real grins and attitudes that only ever appear in adverts and have me praying for a fatal car crash involving that car and a 50-wagon goods train smearing it to oblivion. I currently drive a Toyota and that advert makes me want to set fire it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 It most certainly is not, but that gif is borderline. Which border? Racist imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Nicole and her fantastic tits were not shite, sir. Sorry, Papa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 That fucking Citroen Cactus. This. Whose idea was that? A fucking horrendous looking car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 The story with Nicole/Papa ads for the Clio..... The production crew had the location and actors all sorted but were thin on plot. On the eve of filming they were bonding over some local grog and grot film. The action in the skin flick was at a masked ball. At the end of one scene, the young actress whips off her mask "Nicole!" exclaims the bloke "Papa!" exclaims the girl, as the bloke takes off his mask. Eureka! think the crew, and a lifetime of cheesy Clio ads is born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Aye and it'll still feel less embarrassed doing that than being seen in public with 8mile. Tbf, I've yet to see a dog fling shite at another dog so that puts them above Milesy and yer average junior fan on the evolutionary scale. Edited July 23, 2015 by AberdeenBud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Nicole and her fantastic tits were not shite, sir. Here's a sobering fact - Estelle Skornik who played Nicole is now 44 I imagine they're probably heading south by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Here's a sobering fact - Estelle Skornik who played Nicole is now 44 I imagine they're probably heading south by now. Are they f**k. (I hope) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Here's a sobering fact - Estelle Skornik who played Nicole is now 44 I imagine they're probably heading south by now. Are they f**k. (I hope) still a wid from me; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Here's a sobering fact - Estelle Skornik who played Nicole is now 44 I imagine they're probably heading south by now. She is a hornblower, that'll do for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 What's wrong with that? Are you called BigMartyn because you're a big idle lump? Get off your arse man! No because I'm 6ft5. I've been up since 0630 and been out for a walk. Now I'm going to pick up my niece and have a nice day out. The joys of continental shifts. I can attest that Martyn's a strapping goliath of a man. Dinnae, is all I'm saying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 American way of referring to those ubiquitous construction blocks as "legos". It's "LEGO" you shitwits, or "lego bricks". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Currently eating one of Asda's chocolate cakes. I essentially do this once a year when it's Maw Sanchez' birthday, and I think they've missed a layer from the bottom of it. About an inch smaller than it should be. Robbing c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I was only jesting with the big fella David. I'm sure BigMartyn knows this, as our meanderings on P&B are generally quite jovial. Plus he posted a picture of himself on here a while back so I know he's a strapping big fella! **Beep beep, this vehicle is reversing. Beep beep** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 When you see KFC buckets in adverts (both tv and billboards. Afore someone starts greetin that it's the wrong topic ) filled right to the brim. False advertising at it's best. I used to work at a KFC and even the 16 piece meals wouldn't fill the bucket. Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) ^^^ ooooft. Careful that deflection doesn't backfire on you there mate. ETA sorry19qos19 , that was obviously for 8Mile Edited July 23, 2015 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I used to work at a KFCSo is it true they have genetically modified chickens to grow extra legs and no feathers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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