Swarley Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I pass a billboard on the way to work that is currently advertising an Iceland frozen Beef Wellington that looks like pastry stuffed with dog shit. If that's the best they can make it look for their advert, what the f**k does it actually look like?? Adverts always make their food look better than it actually is. I have grave concerns for this meal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 The car wash. Stuck behind a queue of idiots. Your car is not even dirty, WTF are you people fucking doing here, fucking arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Cups without the ml capacity on them. I have one of those 'kettles' that heats the amount of water you tell it, I always end up with either half of what I need or a midget flood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 When you plan your walk across the road, beautifully calculated to pass between moving cars, and one of them suddenly and needlessly stops, screwing it all up for everybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 The car wash. Stuck behind a queue of idiots. Your car is not even dirty, WTF are you people fucking doing here, fucking arseholes. It's upper class to wash yer car every Sunday and to also visit the petrol station for refuelling regardless of how dirty the car is and how empty the tank. I must be a tink as I wash it never and refuel when the beeping starts to get on my tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 p***ks that take their bikes on trains in the rush hour. GTF with that! Cycle, ya b*****ds; that's what the bike's for! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I must be a tink Yer no a tink Gaz, you've got 3 teles min. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 It's upper class to wash yer car every Sunday and to also visit the petrol station for refuelling regardless of how dirty the car is and how empty the tank. I must be a tink as I wash it never and refuel when the beeping starts to get on my tits Mink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 When folk say 'Doc' or 'Prof' instead of 'Doctor' or 'Professor'. Stop it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 My exhaust has decided to fall off my car. Managed to limp it to a garage to get it fixed. Brand new exhaust being fitted as I type this for £170ish quid. Not sure if bargain or ripped off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 My local (formerly) trusted cornershop stopped stocking Pickled Onion Space Raiders so I've been making do with the Beef ones. Then they stopped appearing and it was just the crappy Spicy ones. Now there are no Space Raiders. I suspect the shopkeepers have been turned and are now in some passive aggressive wing of ISIS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Cups without the ml capacity on them. I have one of those 'kettles' that heats the amount of water you tell it, I always end up with either half of what I need or a midget flood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Come and see the new The Range shop in... FAHL KIRK!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 My exhaust has decided to fall off my car. Managed to limp it to a garage to get it fixed. Brand new exhaust being fitted as I type this for £170ish quid. Not sure if bargain or ripped off Sounds decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 My exhaust has decided to fall off my car. Managed to limp it to a garage to get it fixed. Brand new exhaust being fitted as I type this for £170ish quid. Not sure if bargain or ripped off I think I told this one before...My exhaust fell of back to front about midway down the car. I turned in to a side road to stop, not realising there was temporary traffic lights with a cable across the road. My broken exhaust scooped up the cable and pulled the lights down. Much to the consternation of the man on steps trying to fix them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 When you plan your walk across the road, beautifully calculated to pass between moving cars, and one of them suddenly and needlessly stops, screwing it all up for everybody.This, but when you cross at a junction and you walk round the back of the car waiting to go and it fucks off when you are right at the boot, Makin you look like a bloon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 The apartment that cancelled on me last Saturday night promised me they would refund my payment in 24 hours time so it went back on Monday. They've still not paid me, anyone know how I can get my money back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 The apartment that cancelled on me last Saturday night promised me they would refund my payment in 24 hours time so it went back on Monday. They've still not paid me, anyone know how I can get my money back? Fire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 When you plan your walk across the road, beautifully calculated to pass between moving cars, and one of them suddenly and needlessly stops, screwing it all up for everybody. JAYWALKER! Sometimes it looks like there is room to cross between two moving cars only to find that the one in front is towing a small trailer. Sore on the knees and embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 It is my daughters graduation tomorrow and I still don't know if I can get time off work to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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