SlipperyP Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 It is the law that people in the back seats of cars have to wear seat belts, not just to protect them but also to protect the front seat passengers in the event of an accident. Why is it then that folk can have their dogs jumping around in the back unrestrained? Don't get me started Granny... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 It's the ones that have them in the boot.. just remind them a rear end shunt will crumple it and kill the dogs... watch them panic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Chris Sutton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Chris SuttonWorst co commentator iv heard in a long time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Frankie and Bennys Made the mistake of allowing my 8 year old niece to choose the lunch venue today. Whilst I dont doubt there are people who view microwaved food and screaming kids as some sort of a treat but surely these aren't the same people who would lay out 20 quid a head on a lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Frankie and Bennys Made the mistake of allowing my 8 year old niece to choose the lunch venue today. Whilst I dont doubt there are people who view microwaved food and screaming kids as some sort of a treat but surely these aren't the same people who would lay out 20 quid a head on a lunch. It's coming to Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Frankie and Bennys Made the mistake of allowing my 8 year old niece to choose the lunch venue today. Whilst I dont doubt there are people who view microwaved food and screaming kids as some sort of a treat but surely these aren't the same people who would lay out 20 quid a head on a lunch. Been once. Never again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 This. Or sit on their phone all through it, before asking what has been happening as they didn't understand something that thats just happened. On a similar vein, my friend asked to game round to watch the football as he doesn't have BT. I said no bother, hadn't seen him in a while. All he fucking did was sit on his phone having conversations with everyone on twitter, facebook and whatsapp saying how shite the game was. Said about two words to me and then I switched the router off. He then actually spoke to me for a few minutes, before i told him to f**k off. Smart phones really do my tits right in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds are Forever Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 On a similar vein, my friend asked to game round to watch the football as he doesn't have BT. I said no bother, hadn't seen him in a while. All he fucking did was sit on his phone having conversations with everyone on twitter, facebook and whatsapp saying how shite the game was. Said about two words to me and then I switched the router off. He then actually spoke to me for a few minutes, before i told him to f**k off. Smart phones really do my tits right in. This, although probably more focused around meals/drinks out. People who 10 minutes after sitting down have their phone out. The smaller the group the worse the insult it is. No excuse for it, no matter how bad my chat is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I've a mate who doesn't put his down ever. Funnily enough a good few of us moan the c**t doesn't reply to your texts til your going to bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Got to agree with the 'people constantly on their phone are wankers' chat. Out at the pub or something and some guy is sitting on his phone not speaking the whole time, w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Got to agree with the 'people constantly on their phone are wankers' chat. Out at the pub or something and some guy is sitting on his phone not speaking the whole time, w**k. Yip, would have to agree. I make a point of not checking phone etc if I'm in company. I was at a wedding reception in Sept and across the hall there was a table of about half a dozen folk just sitting on their phones, ignoring each other and the fact there was a wedding reception on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I went to our works night out last night, without my phone, on purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Don't walk behind them then. So I'll just walk on the road and risk death shall I? Good one.. If I do see a filthy, minging, jakey, yellow fingered and yellow toothed smoker I will do my best to get out of their rancid area. I'll even cross the street and step in to the road where possible. I'm talking about the c***s that you can't see that suddenly duck their neck in to their tracksuit top, like a seedy, cancerous Kappa turtle, and light up quickly, so you get that initial puff of smoke that goes everywhere. These people should be shipped to the Galapagos Islands oot my face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 So I'll just walk on the road and risk death shall I? Good one.. If I do see a filthy, minging, jakey, yellow fingered and yellow toothed smoker I will do my best to get out of their rancid area. I'll even cross the street and step in to the road where possible. I'm talking about the c***s that you can't see that suddenly duck their neck in to their tracksuit top, like a seedy, cancerous Kappa turtle, and light up quickly, so you get that initial puff of smoke that goes everywhere. These people should be shipped to the Galapagos Islands oot my face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Yip, would have to agree. I make a point of not checking phone etc if I'm in company. I was at a wedding reception in Sept and across the hall there was a table of about half a dozen folk just sitting on their phones, ignoring each other and the fact there was a wedding reception on. Was out on Saturday and in the pub at a table in my eyeline was 4 girls that for about an hour every time I looked at least two were taking selfies or getting another to take a photo of them as they sat and posted the photos on whatever social shit-fest they live their lives on and being on their phones. They didn't even appear to be chatting to each other the whole time, they were all on phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Frankie and Bennys Made the mistake of allowing my 8 year old niece to choose the lunch venue today. Whilst I dont doubt there are people who view microwaved food and screaming kids as some sort of a treat but surely these aren't the same people who would lay out 20 quid a head on a lunch. Have a pizza if there's a next time, at least they're not microwaved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Have a pizza if there's a next time, at least they're not microwaved. The calzone's out of Frankie & Benny's are the tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Radio in the office for background noise is good eleven months of the year............ Just take your constant irritating happy Christmas / Yuletide / Frosty the Snowman & c**t and fucking ram it. Season Greetings one and all. P.S. The sleigh bells can f**k off too. Edited December 14, 2015 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 30 second unskippable YouTube ads, especially when it shows the same one repeatable: The Celebrations Christmas ad ATm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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