P45 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 All this strangling talk is extremely grotty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 The boy's voice in those TESCO ads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Got a flat tyre on the van today. Not happy. Delayed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 On only their second outing today, my light blue/green Adidas Jeans suede gutties got a dirty scuff on the right toe from the underside of the door in Tam Shepherds trick shop and I stood in a massive puddle in a pothole on my left trainer. I haven't stood in a puddle since I was about 7. I am beyond seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I was trying to green dot a post and accidentally red dotted it by mistake. Stupid fingers and phone combo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Absolute predictable clusterf@@k at Asda today, stupid idiots leaving shopping until Christmas Eve. All roads jammed near it with people cutting each other up and just being gits in general. I have no doubt that if anything serious ever did happen then it would be everyman for themselves. If I worked there I would limit the stock of turkeys and place bets on fights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Absolute predictable clusterf@@k at Asda today, stupid idiots leaving shopping until Christmas Eve. All roads jammed near it with people cutting each other up and just being gits in general. I have no doubt that if anything serious ever did happen then it would be everyman for themselves. If I worked there I would limit the stock of turkeys and place bets on fights. I went into Asda Milton for a small tub of whipping cream at about 1 o'clock today. It turns out all they have is Brandy Pouring Cream, Sour Cream or Creme Fresh, I didn't particularly think any of these options would whip very well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Keen as I am to see Santa come a cropper over the middle east, I'm giving up the google tracking thing. It's incredibly slow and sucking the life out my computer. Google got popular by being down to the basics but clever and fast. You're on your own Santa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Keen as I am to see Santa come a cropper over the middle east, I'm giving up the google tracking thing. It's incredibly slow and sucking the life out my computer. Google got popular by being down to the basics but clever and fast. You're on your own Santa. http://www.noradsanta.org/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I was trying to green dot a post and accidentally red dotted it by mistake. Stupid fingers and phone combo Much more awkward to accidentally green dot a random post. What do you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 My children are at they're dads for Christmas Morning. So I was looking forward to a long lie. No, I'm wide awake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 The top drawer of the freezer drops forward when I open it so when you put in the ice cube tray with fresh water it tips out unless I hold the bottom of the drawer upright. Every freezer I can remember having is like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Keen as I am to see Santa come a cropper over the middle east, I'm giving up the google tracking thing. It's incredibly slow and sucking the life out my computer. Google got popular by being down to the basics but clever and fast. You're on your own Santa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 20151225_102947.png Give him three days and he'll rise from the dead. Or am I confusing him with another fictional character? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 The top drawer of the freezer drops forward when I open it so when you put in the ice cube tray with fresh water it tips out unless I hold the bottom of the drawer upright. Every freezer I can remember having is like this. Always had that problem. Solution is those ice cube bags you can buy. Fill with water and seal and you can chuck them in any drawer, no more tray balancing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Those mates that you've got that are just fucking late regardless of the time you agree to meet. Told them to be at mine for 7pm tonight so we can have a decent swally before we get the bus to Glasgow. It gets to five past and it transpires that c**t A has just got himself in the shower at c**t B's flat, over 3 miles away. I'm a super punctual b*****d and this gets right on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Those mates that you've got that are just fucking late regardless of the time you agree to meet. Told them to be at mine for 7pm tonight so we can have a decent swally before we get the bus to Glasgow. It gets to five past and it transpires that c**t A has just got himself in the shower at c**t B's flat, over 3 miles away. I'm a super punctual b*****d and this gets right on my tits. This x10. Absolutely hate folk who are late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Booking a flight over to Toronto for next week to see your brother who's decided to come to Scotland on a surprise Xmas crossing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Booking a flight over to Toronto for next week to see your brother who's decided to come to Scotland on a surprise Xmas crossing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Booking a flight over to Toronto for next week to see your brother who's decided to come to Scotland on a surprise Xmas crossing.Ask him for his keys so you can still get free accommodation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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