vikingTON Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 So true. That's in regards to anything as well. VikingTon, the only snob to ever come from Greenock, is the absolute worst for shite like this. It's not my fault that you're a Celtic-supporting tramp who does literally everything wrong. I'd blame some bad luck in the sperm race more than anything else tbh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Oh, and my cat is home. What a time to be alive. I'll be honest here, I dinna like cats but this good news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'll be honest here, I dinna like cats but this good news. Cheers Dee Dee, over the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Cheers Dee Dee, over the moon. Adams foond his cat, the super are four nuthin up and sevco got beat. Yerniteds just scored but there's still time. cmon tae f**k yeh inbred hairy backed fucks lets Make this a Lou Reed occasion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 So true. That's in regards to anything as well. VikingTon, the only snob to ever come from Greenock, is the absolute worst for shite like this. Woah, woah, woah there. He's far from the only one, nor the biggest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 ^^^^ fancies Ross Geller. He was, by far, the best Friend. Good father, loving husband, good career. I'm very glad to hear the missing cat has returned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'd rather sook cauld cat shit through a straw than watch fucking friends. Best friend indeed. Cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlipperyP Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Following on from monkeyblair's experience; people in shops that need to use the till to do simple sums. I've experienced this in Greggs and Bains in particular. Two sausage rolls/pies/steak bakes whatever - 2 x 86p; can you really not count that out in your head? I stop off at my local shop now and again (more the now) after work and buy 1 bottle of beer ฿52 and a ฿5 bag of ice. Every fucking time they will get the calculator out. I'll have the correct money and she looks at me if I'm some rain man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 He was, by far, the best Friend. Good father, loving husband, good career. I'm very glad to hear the missing cat has returned. Chandler the best for me. Ross was a bit of a wee bitch at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Chandler the best for me. Ross was a bit of a wee bitch at times. As far as I'm concerned, young man, this post has just confirmed your non inclusion for Dareathon 2016. Friends. You're a fat dogs cock Lichtie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 As far as I'm concerned, young man, this post has just confirmed your non inclusion for Dareathon 2016. Friends. You're a fat dogs cock Lichtie. Friends is great, you'd be surprised at how many Friends fans there are. You might have to go on this Dareathon yourself bud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Friends is great, you'd be surprised at how many Friends fans there are. You might have to go on this Dareathon yourself bud. So be it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Adams foond his cat, the super are four nuthin up and sevco got beat. Yerniteds just scored but there's still time. cmon tae f**k yeh inbred hairy backed fucks lets Make this a Lou Reed occasion! And the Well are 2-1 up. Oooossssha c**t yeh, ehm getting a semi. Cmon teuchtars, I wanna be able to smash diamonds wi this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 As I opened the Friends can of worms, I feel it's only appropriate to ask Adam if the cat has returned with a lingering, pungent odor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) But your not denying the Ross Geller bit.OK I don't fancy Ross Geller. I do fancy your missus though.Happy? Edited December 19, 2015 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 OK I don't fancy Ross Geller. I do fancy your missus though. Happy? You're fooling no one old man, we know it's Matty you really love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 It's not my fault that you're a Celtic-supporting tramp who does literally everything wrong. I'd blame some bad luck in the sperm race more than anything else tbh. I can't stand idly by and watch someone pick on one of the nicest people on this website. So stop it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I can't stand idly by and watch someone pick on one of the nicest people on this website. So stop it. Is this the pupil finally rebelling against his master? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 And the Well are 2-1 up. Oooossssha c**t yeh, ehm getting a semi. Cmon teuchtars, I wanna be able to smash diamonds wi this. Last min equaliser do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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