DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Whatever this sickness i have has now become the worst thing ive ever had. Ive lost a stone since tuesday. Its really made me think about my lifestyle and if the big man does spare me i will give up the drink etc. 5 days of rusty water explosions, dry retching, ice cold shivers. A couple of times the nausea got so bad i wouldnt have minded being deid. I want to make my deadpool sub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I want to make my deadpool sub Are you not in the dead pool yourself, with your black lung and all that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Are you not in the dead pool yourself, with your black lung and all that? It's been downgraded to grey lung 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 It's been downgraded to grey lung Congratulations! I've used all my green dots for the day (cos I'm that nice!) but well done - what's the next stage in your recovery - light blue? silver? Treat yourself to some of your manky monster munch flavours to celebrate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 My gf's hair clogs up the drainage grid bit of our shower and when i go for my fortnightly shower i always get water up to my ankles because of all her hair clogging it up as she can't be bothered sorting it herself. I usually pull the hair out then wrap it up in toilet roll and put it in the bin. I hear ya Throb. Living with wife and daughter means a regular shower de-clog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 She obviously gets the water up to her ankles as well and just leaves it for me to clean up. Sometimes when there are too many dishes for the dishwasher she puts the dirty dishes into the sink to be washed but the dishes are filling up sink space so they need to be taken out the sink for the soapy water to be put in there so I would much prefer the dirty dishes were left beside the sink. These problems have been going on for years and not only with her. Now I'm worried that we are living with the same woman. All the times she says she's shopping or at the gym she might be with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Mr and Mrs Throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) My gf's hair clogs up the drainage grid bit of our shower and when i go for my fortnightly shower i always get water up to my ankles because of all her hair clogging it up as she can't be bothered sorting it herself. I usually pull the hair out then wrap it up in toilet roll and put it in the bin. There is a solution you know. ETA, failed spoiler joke. Edited January 10, 2016 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I would say this is a common problem with women everywhere. For me it's not worth falling out with her over it as she is a fairly good match for me and has very few other negative traits. Surely that's a contradiction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 when i go for my fortnightly shower You must stink something terrible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Congratulations! I've used all my green dots for the day (cos I'm that nice!) but well done - what's the next stage in your recovery - light blue? silver? Treat yourself to some of your manky monster munch flavours to celebrate! The next steps in the recovery follow the Monster Munch packet colours. I expect to soon be downgraded to Pickled Onion lung. From there I hope to quickly progress to Beef lung before finally completing my recovery and being back to normal, Flaming Hot lung. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Nah i usually go for a swim so get the shower down there afterwards or a shower after 5's, or have a bath in days I'm feeling like pampering myself. Have you ever considered keeping a journal of your adventures? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) Decorating must be up there with heroin in "things you regret not long after starting". Edited January 10, 2016 by WeAreElgin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Was thinking about an autobiography actually. And I may start a vlog. The Diary of A.N. w**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 My gf's hair clogs up the drainage grid bit of our shower and when i go for my fortnightly shower i always get water up to my ankles because of all her hair clogging it up as she can't be bothered sorting it herself. I usually pull the hair out then wrap it up in toilet roll and put it in the bin. My beard clogs up the bath worse than the wife's long hair ever did. You don't want to stay on my face, but going down the drain isn't good enough either? Make your mind up, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Turkish Delight chocolates. Who eats those nasty fuckers, and why are they called 'delight'? They certainly aren't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Turkish Delight chocolates. Who eats those nasty fuckers, and why are they called 'delight'? They certainly aren't. Send them to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 b*****d Invergowrie Arab and his faster typing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 ^^^ its Edward from the lion the witch and the wardrobe *Edmund. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Watching BBC Scotland weather and having no idea what the weather's going to be afterwards (except when Christopher Blanchett is presenting). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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