Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 That's how bad it is. I'm replying to you McKee, my good friend. You're fooling no one! It's only December 23 and you're there already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I was 'working from home' the other night (sitting on the couch) and the Missus put on the live version of The Sound of Music. I actually picked up my computer and went next door to do work. Your neighbours must be very understanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Your neighbours must be very understanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Arrived at the in laws for Christmas. Kill me. I feel your pain. Got the father-in-law popping round tomorrow, half an hour of it, and you just want to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My inlaws are almost all in Ireland, the only ones who aren't are in Fife... and they fixed the bridge.. bugger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Divorce is the answer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Some people shouldny be let in charge of a supermarket trolley. They come around the corner at the end of an aisle pushing the trolley one way and looking in the opposite direction. That and the ones who leave their trolley parked across the middle of the aisle as they wander away to look for something further along the aisle. Shopping's bad enough at any other time of the year but around this time I have to up my blood pressure meds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Every b*****ding Christmas is the same in our house, and it appears that this one will be no different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Every b*****ding Christmas is the same in our house, and it appears that this one will be no different. No one's forcing the advocaat down your throat tbf BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 No one's forcing the advocaat down your throat tbf BFTD Dick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Having to work today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Usually finish at 4.30 on Thursday. Boss said I can go at 4. Aye, Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Usually finish at 4.30 on Thursday. Boss said I can go at 4. Aye, Thanks Usually finish at 4.30, Boss said finish early, Pub by 12 it is... Enjoy your afternoon and Merry Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Usually finish around 5. Finishing at 12.30pm today. Cause I am the boss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 See people who gather around entrances/exits to supermarkets with their trolleys to chat? They should be garrotted, with a butter knife. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 ? They should be garrotted, with a butter knife. c***s. ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 ???? It'll hurt more you fool. Actually in reference to "I'll cut your heart out with a spoon" from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, but it's all blunt cutlery at the end of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 See people who gather around entrances/exits to supermarkets with their trolleys to chat? They should be garrotted, with a butter knife. c***s. ^^^ absolutely no idea what garrotted means^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 It'll hurt more you fool. Actually in reference to "I'll cut your heart out with a spoon" from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, but it's all blunt cutlery at the end of the day. Oooofft Still not a good comparison. While it may, with great difficulty be possible to cut out a heart with a spoon it would be absolutely impossible to garrotte with any kind of knife. You don't even have to be a surgeon to know that! Anyway. Happy Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Oooofft Still not a good comparison. While it may, with great difficulty be possible to cut out a heart with a spoon it would be absolutely impossible to garrotte with any kind of knife. You don't even have to be a surgeon to know that! Anyway. Happy Christmas Maybe he meant one of these beauties. Meant for cheese but I'm sure it would be dandy for butter or necks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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