KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The seagulls that nest on the roof of our office have had some kind of dirty protest all over the roof of my motor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Cyclist in PTTGOYN shocker: Peak time trip home, has choice of taking the designated cyclist-pedestrian pavement or the adjacent bus lane to cycle 10mph in. Guess which one he took, ignoring bus driver tooting until he reached his junction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 One of these c***s? Seagull.jpg Seriously, look at the fucking state of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 You're not wearing the hat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 You're not wearing the hat I only wear it 50% of the time. Tops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Seriously, look at the fucking state of it. That's hee haw. Come to Dumfries to see what real seagull shitstorms are Vermin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 How about this for a roundabout, It has parking spaces, yes parking spaces, just off the roundabout, which results in fucking arseholes reversing onto it, whilst pulling out, now I thought reversing onto a roundabout was illegal, Anyway if that ain't bad enough there is also a bus stop, and to top it all the fucking police station is also just off the roundabout, Do a Google earth, search on mintlaw and see the fucking set up. It's mental. It seems they've built a town round an existing roundabout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Roundabouts you say? In Swindon there's a roundabout that has it's own roundabouts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I was having a dream this morning that I had finished work and was on my way home, only to be woken by my alarm. To get up for work. Is this what it's like being an adult? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I was having a dream this morning that I had finished work and was on my way home, only to be woken by my alarm. To get up for work. Is this what it's like being an adult? Not in my experience. As an adult, I rarely manage to sleep until my alarm goes off, normally waking anything between 30s and an hour before that wonderful blaring noise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Pttgoyn had to be when you wake up minutes before your alarm is set to go off. You feel robbed . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 (edited) Pttgoyn had to be when you wake up minutes before your alarm is set to go off. You feel robbed . Or going to bed shattered to get a good 8/9 hours sleep, and your alarm going off about what seems like 3 seconds later. Edited April 14, 2016 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Or going to bed shattered to get a good 8/9 hours sleep, and your alarm going off about what seems like 3 seconds later. For me, the annoyance is if I wake up between 5-6am (that kind of no mans land when it's too early to get up but I worry if I fall back asleep then I will not wake up in time) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Mini roundabouts are a waste of everyone's fucking time. What about mini-rolls then? Grimbo Eta I'm not talking about the very expensive 2 seater cars (with the occasional slight electrical fault) either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 That Grimbo and his animal killing patter haven't been terminated from the Bratva yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 That Grimbo and his animal killing patter haven't been terminated from the Bratva yet. Superb post there, that's going straight into your top 10 of all time posts. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Don't tell me you've bought one of these as well. (The car, not the cake/biscuit). I prefer the term "acquired" these days to be honest. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Traffic lights should be banned in the UK. All they do is cause massive queues, and they're never in sync with the ones 30 yards in front of them. Roundabouts are the way forward IMO. Also, If you want places for pedestrians to cross busy roads, stick a footbridge over the road or dig an underpass. Keep the traffic fucking flowing lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Traffic lights should be banned in the UK. All they do is cause massive queues, and they're never in sync with the ones 30 yards in front of them. Roundabouts are the way forward IMO. Also, If you want places for pedestrians to cross busy roads, stick a footbridge over the road or dig an underpass. Keep the traffic fucking flowing lads. Agreed. Traffic lights on roundabouts are the absolute sperm of the devil. A disgrace. See Bridge, Kessock, for more information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Agreed. Traffic lights on roundabouts are the absolute sperm of the devil. A disgrace. See Bridge, Kessock, for more information. Aberdeen is a world leader in placing traffic lights just after roundabouts so that a queue of traffic builds back onto the roundabout, blocking anyone who wishes to go elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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