Gaz FFC Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He can't be very good if they are asking him for another number. Gie him a call and get back to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I found myself coming over all UKIP when watching the American trailer for Pearl Harbor, which flashes up the start date for the Second World War as '1941'. Slapped myself down when I remembered that we didn't exactly get involved at the beginning either. And that I was only as involved as any other random grouping of atoms Throbber, take the girlfriend to a hotel for the weekend and leave them with the house. Problem solved. Unless you think they're likely to inspect the clothes hamper while you're gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Well it's the mother in law and her man and then an aunty and an uncle so the Mrs has volunteered us to the couch. It's only one night on couch as the first night it is just the mother staying - not going to be that bad but still annoying. As i have said , so long as they bring plenty beer and wine I'll be happy enough. This has all the ingredients of a family sex romp, get some hidden cameras set up to share with your P & B friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Aye, cos it's actually a legitimate contest Whatever your personal views on the show are this was a very unique performance which people had gone to time and effort to put on, fair enough she sounded her own buzzer but jumping onto David and Amanda's was completely out of order and very off putting for those on stage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 It's as outrageous at the streak coming to an end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Celtic supporters acting all high and mighty at Rangers supporters who are unhappy at the violence at the cup final. Both teams are as bad as each other and they love to forget that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Getting a new bank card and having to trawl through all your online accounts and try to remember your user names and passwords to update your card details. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 This has all the ingredients of a family sex romp, get some hidden cameras set up to share with your P & B friends. I can just imagine Throbs on Saturday night, blootered after the match, then going for a pish & forgetting he's on the couch, slipping into his bedroom & ending up spit-roasting aunty & leaving her with a pearl necklace, before flopping off to the land of nod with a daft grin on his face. Get the live feed cans up tomorrow afternoon Throb lad, make it a P&B-PPV. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I can just imagine Throbs on Saturday night, blootered after the match, then going for a pish & forgetting he's on the couch, slipping into his bedroom & ending up spit-roasting aunty & leaving her with a pearl necklace On his own? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Absolutely not, there will be nothing erotic about this sleep over at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Absolutely not, there will be nothing erotic about this sleep over at all. ...your honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I can just imagine Throbs on Saturday night, blootered after the match, then going for a pish & forgetting he's on the couch, slipping into his bedroom & ending up spit-roasting aunty & leaving her with a pearl necklace, before flopping off to the land of nod with a daft grin on his face. Get the live feed cans up tomorrow afternoon Throb lad, make it a P&B-PPV. Grimbo Creepbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Grimbo should pursue a career in writing erotic novels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Grimbo should pursue a career in writing erotic novels. 50 shades of Crispy Pets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 120 Days of Arson Sorry Grimbo, I feel dirty now Edited May 26, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What did Grimbo mean by leaving her with a pearl necklace? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What did Grimbo mean by leaving her with a pearl necklace? It's just a token of his affection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What did Grimbo mean by leaving her with a pearl necklace? Spit-roasting you know, but not pearl necklaces? I knew a lad whose screen name was Jizzy Pearl, if that's any help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What a tremendous mental image I now have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The Girl with a Pearl Earring is about something else, before you ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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