Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Pearl's a singer, was actually a singer (not a sewing machine). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm clean shaven after years with a hobo beard, and the wean's already pointed out how ugly I am. Little shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm clean shaven after years with a hobo beard, and the wean's already pointed out how ugly I am. Little shit. You and Mozza should form a support group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm clean shaven after years with a hobo beard, and the wean's already pointed out how ugly I am. Little shit. Tell said little shit they get their looks from daddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You and Mozza should form a support group. I see Mozza more like this handsome bloke, pictured here giving Bobby Skidmarks his bi-monthly tanning treatment. Tell said little shit they get their looks from daddy He kens he takes after his mother Apparently I have a baby face now. Work's going to be fun tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Spit-roasting you know, but not pearl necklaces? I knew a lad whose screen name was Jizzy Pearl, if that's any help. He had a Love/Hate relationship with the name, I hear Actually - one I remember about him was when they supported Skid Row at the Playhouse. Some TV show was interviewing people going in and one lassie we vaguely knew - nice enough girl, but not the brightest (or smallest) - was claiming the bold Jizzy had given her the message on a previous tour. A few weeks later, he spent half an interview in Kerrang denying all knowledge. Edited May 26, 2016 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 On his own? Not unless Throb's grotesquely deformed? I was thinking that unky was twirling the bottom end. It's a funny ol game. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He had a Love/Hate relationship with the name, I hear f**k's sake, I'd forgotten all about that band. Zen's post makes sense now too. Slightly less concerned about his obsession with semen now. Not Zen - his obsession is still cause for concern. As is Grimbo's interest in Throbber's inevitable Family Circle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 When you've been playing Youtube videos on your phone and you get a data usage warning because your wifi on your phone is turned off and you've been using 4G all this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 f**k's sake, I'd forgotten all about that band. Zen's post makes sense now too. Slightly less concerned about his obsession with semen now. Not Zen - his obsession is still cause for concern. As is Grimbo's interest in Throbber's inevitable Family Circle. No obsession, Mozza and your good self have both been rebuked by your offspring of late, mind you, having a face like shit is nothing compared to the state of those breeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Mine's far too logical for a "face made of shite" insult, alas. I done brung him up wrong. Still, sounds like our weans know well enough to avoid being like their fathers, which is half the battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 People who don't stand in a proper queue at the chip shop. The usual procedure at the chippy I use is for the front end of the queue to be at the wrapping point of the counter and people lining back along the counter and round the corner (depending on how busy it is). Lately however I have noticed that some people are coming in, placing their order when asked, and then standing away from the counter against the opposite wall.(nothing to do with my personal hygiene I'm sure), other customers then come in and don't know if these people are actually in the queue or just standing back waiting on someone being served, result they either stand at the end of the fragmented queue or go to the end of the queue at the counter, which can cause ill-feeling. I've seen some people almost standing outside when there is plenty of room in the shop because people are not closing up the space in the queue. If we don't queue properly the result is pandemonium. Also, people who don't give the full list of what they want at the one time. The couple in front of me had ordered their fish suppers or whatever and paid for them, which is how it is done in this chippy. When the fish suppers were ready and wrapped they then decided that they wanted bottles of red kola, some pickled onions, various packets of different flavour crisps (which involved them having a discussion as to what flavours) and a carrier bag. They then had to pay for these additional items. They had stood about for five minutes or so waiting on their fish suppers getting cooked and they had ample opportunity to ask for these additional items during that time but that would have been too sensible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The fly whizzing around my living room, but more annoyingly when it lands on my TV. Ordinarily I'd just be annoyed but I'm watching Ice Hockey so not only am I annoyed I'm also getting confused differentiating between the puck and the fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 When picking somebody up from their hoose, hooting the horn to let them know you're there. No excuse in this day and age. Send a text or whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 p***ks honking their horns at 1 in the morning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 When you've been playing Youtube videos on your phone and you get a data usage warning because your wifi on your phone is turned off and you've been using 4G all this time. "YouTube videos" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 "YouTube videos" Yes, Youtube videos. It's music videos, on Youtube. Silly KB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Yes, Youtube videos. It's music videos, on Youtube. Silly KB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I hope Bougherra isn't insinuating I was watching pornographic material there? How dare he. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I hope Bougherra isn't insinuating I was watching pornographic material there? How dare he. Boogy knows the score. Boogy has spoken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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