Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: My dad (82) is currently rocking a pair of white crocs. He's like a fucking pensioner butcher/surgeon. Sartorial elegance really doesn't run in the family does it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I was in Blackpool a couple of weeks back and asked if they had coca cola. The guy said yes so I ordered that. I took a sip and it was bogging. I used to work at KFC and when the syrup needs replaced it tastes awful; that's how this thing tasted. I asked a passing waiter if it was real coca cola or something else. He said it was coca cola. I asked him if he could see if the box needed changing as it didn't taste right. After 15 minutes the boy hadn't returned and he was serving folk at the bar. I went up and asked if it had been changed. Before he could answer, some bitch behind the counter said it wasn't coca cola it was *cheap shite* coke and it says that on the menu. I told her I was told it was coca cola so didn't think about checking the menu. Raging. If they had said it was cheap shite cola there wouldn't have been an issue as I'd have expected it to taste awful. But don't tell people a product is something that it isn't! Needless to say, there was no tip left on this occasion.. There's a Mexican takeaway chain in Phoenix called Filiberto's that obviously couldn't be arsed to rinse out their soda fountains after cleaning, so they always had an aftertaste of industrial detergent. Best Mountain Dew in town, disturbingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 PTTGOYN? People who get on their high horse about fizzy fkn juice in a pub/restaurant. Alcohol or water. Make your mind up. It's not a soft play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 "harsh" he typed whilst wearing his green jeans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Thanks Zen, nice to be appreciated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I imagine this one must have been done already... Fucking American golf fans and their ridiculous shouts a millisecond after club strikes ball. GET IN THE HOLE almost sounds like intelligent commentary compared to some of the shouts you hear nowadays. I heard a shout of HUMPTY DUMPTY the other day. Obnoxious c***s This is the one area where I feel that the Yank Polis being armed is a good thing. As soon as someone shouts something ridiculous the nano second a player hits the ball, the po po should be allowed to shoot them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 19 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: This is the one area where I feel that the Yank Polis being armed is a good thing. As soon as someone shouts something ridiculous the nano second a player hits the ball, the po po should be allowed to shoot them. "po po"? What kind of cra cra talk is that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, Swarley said: "po po"? What kind of cra cra talk is that? It's what the kidz call the fuzz, innit Blud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I was half watching the PGA Championship yesterday and they showed a Japanese golfer that when he hit the ball some dickhole shouted "Banzai!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 13 hours ago, Romeo said: I though we'd already clarified that fruit on a pizza is the sign of a beast? So you never have tomato then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: This is the one area where I feel that the Yank Polis being armed is a good thing. As soon as someone shouts something ridiculous the nano second a player hits the ball, the po po should be allowed to shoot them. Yes, but the Yank Polis aren't used to shooting white people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: So you never have tomato then? Culinary vegetable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, GordonD said: So you never have tomato then? Yeah 14 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Culinary vegetable. ^^^ knows the score.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I'm not that good looking. As long as you have embraced your imperfections thats fine mozza2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've had my boxers on back to front today. It's wound me up all day if I'm honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've had my boxers on back to front today. It's wound me up all day if I'm honest. Unless you are a mannequin in a shop window, there is surely some point in the day you could have sorted this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Mortar Bored said: Unless you are a mannequin in a shop window, there is surely some point in the day you could have sorted this? I've had my boilersuit and boots on all day and I'm too lazy to take them off, sort it, and put them back on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've had my boilersuit and boots on all day and I'm too lazy to take them off, sort it, and put them back on. Ok, fair enough. Soz.I just can't imagine being a mannequin in a safety wear company is a good career choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Trying to get my head down for 4 maybe 5 hours sleep after a night shift and having this interrupted by two/three visits to the toilet during that time yet I have hardly had much to drink, fruit juice, water etc hours before getting my head down. Then when I'm up and about or when I have returned to normal sleeping routine my call of nature goes back to the normal every 4 to 5 hours. Its a strange one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Blootoon87 said: I've had my boilersuit and boots on all day and I'm too lazy to take them off, sort it, and put them back on. Look on the bright side. If you had done the same thing with the boiler suit, people would be talking about you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.