throbber Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. But you go girl, everyone is entitled to a cheat day on duvet day. Especially after a date night. I think i'm going to treat myself to a foot spa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I think i'm going to treat myself to a foot spa. Really give yourself a treat and do both of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 f**k me, that thing's about to crash - the rotor thingies have stopped! Pilot error obvs.Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Well i suppose i do like a lazy Sunday on the couch but i usually go out and about for a few hours rather than just rise from my bed and laze about all day. The only times I've ever had a "duvet day" is when me & the bird have been trocious on the swedge & chae the previous night, and I know that popping a filth flick on the DVD will end up with her being quite happy to wear a pus like a painters radio before we order pizza and watch Easties. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 5 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Folk that stand outside in the street then have shouted conversations with other folk inside the house. Usually the one hanging out of the window is asking the other to pick up an ounce on their way back from the pharmacy. Amazing what folk are willing to yell about in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Eddie fucking Butler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Channel 5 showing xmas films. f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Channel 5 showing xmas films. f**k right off. Oh, scroogey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 37 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Eddie fucking Butler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just noticed today how utterly seething I get when I see football players celebrating penalty awards. As if they've accomplished something worth celebrating by conning the referee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: What if they haven't conned the referee? Still. Why celebrate? You might completely **** up the penalty and you'll feel like a right tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Still. Why celebrate? You might completely **** up the penalty and you'll feel like a right tit. That's like saying celebrating a goal is daft unless you actually win the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Still. Why celebrate? You might completely **** up the penalty and you'll feel like a right tit. How do you feel about fans who cheer when their team wins a corner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 42 minutes ago, jmothecat said: How do you feel about fans who cheer when their team wins a corner? They're applauding their team for their efforts. You don't see fans jumping up and down going mental just because their team has a corner...... unless it's Morton fans. They don't have much to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Photos of Olympic champions pretending to bite their medal. Not blaming them but does the photographer really think it's a new idea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoin Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Whatever Scottish water are doing on Perth road has fucked my water supply and its brown 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eoin said: Whatever Scottish water are doing on Perth road has fucked my water supply and its brown Finally seen sense and are pumping 80/- into our homes instead of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eoin said: Whatever Scottish water are doing on Perth road has fucked my water supply and its brown Try running the water for a while. They might have just replaced a section of the water main and some earth/soil got into the pipe at the connections. If it still runs brown after a while you should report it to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Whatever Scottish water are doing on Perth road has fucked my water supply and its brown If it's brown drink it down if it's black send it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) £489 factoring bill for the last quarter. Minter. 8 minutes ago, Eoin said: Whatever Scottish water are doing on Perth road has fucked my water supply and its brown If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black send it back. ETA: Beaten to it. Edited August 22, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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