Mark Connolly Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: Ach, well. I've had a not bad run. The runs as well? Definitely bad AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 When you ask for a rum and Coke and they charge you for a whole can of Coke without highlighting that they don't do dashes. "£4 please" The positive of this is when you're in a pub, typically questionable, and they have bottles of lemonade on the bar that are free. It's the only reason I drink rum and lemonade these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Have some coffee, Throbbs. That'll make you feel better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I can't actually remember when it started, I think it's about a week now, but today is the worst I've felt yet. Coughing up big greeners, nose running like a train, head pounding and sickly feeling. Might be the bad AIDS actually. Glad it's not just me. Been sent home from work. Duvet, tissues and lucozade original are the order of the day!The drugs don't work. Might try alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Hate it when contestants on countdown chose all small numbers for the numbers round. Numbers round?! ^^^This is all I see whenever Countdown is on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: I couldn't sleep last night, partially because I had too much coffee through the day and no evening drinks but it was horrible. Had so many unpleasant thoughts going through my head and woke up in a stinking mood. Sounds like cold turkey.What were the unpleasant thoughts? Did you see any babies crawling on the ceiling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 This shower of horrible appropriating wallopers. Not everybody in Glasgow is behind the Boys in Green. Not everyone in Glasgow buys into a faux sense of community under the auspice of a historically deplorable institution standing for and amongst some of the worst aspects of Scottish society. Not everyone wants to hear a horrible attempt at getting some children to sing along to Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode when they're trying to eat their lunch. I hope every mouthbreather who turned up to this holocaust today - including those stood around the side of the fence puffing away at their fags while their children were milling about - and anyone else cutting about in shirts advertising betting companies and alcohol brands and with green and white scarves which you never see anyone else wearing at any point in the city is utterly devastated by the result tonight. I hope the assortment of Germans I've seen cutting about (and Gunther) have a party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Oh, and Rod Stewart. f**k him too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Numbers round?! ^^^ This is all I see whenever Countdown is on Aye, what is all that numbers and letters jiggerypokery about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: And Subo. I'd shag Rod Stewart first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Oh, and Rod Stewart. f**k him too. The silly c**t is offering to go haves on Cliff Richard's legal bill for suing the Beeb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Having to 'log a call' to get anyone from IT to fix something. I get the reasons behind it but when it's something minor I begin to resemble the guy from Falling Down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 If your avatar was to fall, her face wouldn't hit the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This shower of horrible appropriating wallopers. Not everybody in Glasgow is behind the Boys in Green. Not everyone in Glasgow buys into a faux sense of community under the auspice of a historically deplorable institution standing for and amongst some of the worst aspects of Scottish society. Not everyone wants to hear a horrible attempt at getting some children to sing along to Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode when they're trying to eat their lunch. I hope every mouthbreather who turned up to this holocaust today - including those stood around the side of the fence puffing away at their fags while their children were milling about - and anyone else cutting about in shirts advertising betting companies and alcohol brands and with green and white scarves which you never see anyone else wearing at any point in the city is utterly devastated by the result tonight. I hope the assortment of Germans I've seen cutting about (and Gunther) have a party. A squad of the most German-looking Germans I've ever seen asked me directions to a Brazilian restaurant in town at lunchtime. I told them in English and got a blank look, so switched to my terrible German. Pals for life. Got what was meant to be a hearty backslap from a 6'4" Oliver Kahn-alike that could have been construed as a serious assault in a different context. I'm sure I've got a big hand print on my back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 When commentators say "It's been 8 and a half hours since *Player A*/Team B* has scored a goal". Aye let me get the fixtures out and work out some sort of timescale as to what game they're talking about. Fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Half the 'stats' that get quoted about football boil my piss these days. Loads of meaningless bollocks like, "it's been 54 years since Carlisle won a league game at Anfield"...aye, so how many matches is that, then? Two, maybe? By the time they get around to anything that might possibly be relevant, you've tuned them out. (I'd treat that Carlisle fact as dubious, BTW; it's been 846 hours since I typed an accurate fact on P&B.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 48 minutes ago, Chris_DK said: When commentators say "It's been 8 and a half hours since *Player A*/Team B* has scored a goal". Aye let me get the fixtures out and work out some sort of timescale as to what game they're talking about. Fannies. Along similar lines is when they say it's 15, 20, 23, 38 or how many years since Team A has beaten Team B or won at XYZ Stadium when the 2 sides haven't been in the same Division for 15,20,23,38 or how many fucking years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 20 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Half the 'stats' that get quoted about football boil my piss these days. Loads of meaningless bollocks like, "it's been 54 years since Carlisle won a league game at Anfield"...aye, so how many matches is that, then? Two, maybe? By the time they get around to anything that might possibly be relevant, you've tuned them out. (I'd treat that Carlisle fact as dubious, BTW; it's been 846 hours since I typed an accurate fact on P&B.) Is that 846 hours of actual posting time or 846 hours of total real time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Anne Howard's moon shaped dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, throbber said: Yeah - as Jimmy Carr said "If she was my daughter I would still be bathing her" Hope you like Jimmy's jokes, you'll be listening to them for the next10-15 years in the cell Edited October 19, 2016 by Swarley Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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