Bert Raccoon Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Sitting in the dark watching tv in fear of groups of begging kids banging at my door demanding sweets. I don't have kids and don't know you, f**k off. Be like Lukaku 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 "Brentford win at QPR for first time in 52 years" Makes for a better headline than "first win in five attempts" I suppose, but there'll be at least a dozen sides who've amassed poorer records than that in the past decade alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Why the f**k are kids out? It's no hallaeen yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 At which point does it become acceptable to murder someone for chewing loudly in your presence? A c**t I work with chews gum with his mouth open which can be heard over driving down the motorway with the radio turned up and it makes me disproportionately angry. I sometimes consider driving off the road just to end it for both of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Zetterlund said: At which point does it become acceptable to murder someone for chewing loudly in your presence? A c**t I work with chews gum with his mouth open which can be heard over driving down the motorway with the radio turned up and it makes me disproportionately angry. I sometimes consider driving off the road just to end it for both of us. Get him telt; better for your health. We had a terrifying lab assistant at college who would pop chewing gum between her teeth all day; it was like a whip-crack. You'd end up unable to think about anything other than when the next one was coming so you could avoid flinching like a big jessie. Naturally, we all took the manly option and...seethed silently until the trimester was over and she graduated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Zetterlund said: At which point does it become acceptable to murder someone for chewing loudly in your presence? A c**t I work with chews gum with his mouth open which can be heard over driving down the motorway with the radio turned up and it makes me disproportionately angry. I sometimes consider driving off the road just to end it for both of us. No need for murder but legal execution of people who chew with an open mouth, who throw litter and who gob in the street is the mark of a civilised society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 On 10/27/2016 at 10:35, Widge said: What a strange thing to post. Fair point, its not that petty on the scale of annoyance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Halloween. Nipped in to Tesco after lunch for 50g of Golden Virginia and a pack of blue Rizla and the lassie in the fags/lottery/complaints booth was dressed as a witch. What a sorry society we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Halloween. Nipped in to Tesco after lunch for 50g of Golden Virginia and a pack of blue Rizla and the lassie in the fags/lottery/complaints booth was dressed as a witch. What a sorry society we are. A witch serving a Zombie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Halloween. Nipped in to Tesco after lunch for 50g of Golden Virginia and a pack of blue Rizla and the lassie in the fags/lottery/complaints booth was dressed as a witch. What a sorry society we are. I have no problem with people dressing up for Hallowe'en. I do, however, get extremely annoyed by people who do it on the wrong fucking day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I have no problem with people dressing up for Hallowe'en. I do, however, get extremely annoyed by people who do it on the wrong fucking day! No no, Mr C. Halloween is about going to a Boys Brigade event, dooking for apples, trying to bite soda scones with treacle on a string, getting a load of monkey nuts OR dressing up as a ghost and doing your party piece as you go from house to house in the hope of largess. Forcing supermarket workers to dress as witches in the hope of selling tawdry good is utter shite. Edited October 29, 2016 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Just now, The_Kincardine said: No no, Mr C. Halloween is about going to a Boys Brigade event, dooking for apples, trying to bite soda scones on a string, getting a load of monkey nuts OR dressing up as a ghost and doing your party piece as you go from house to house in the hope of largess. Forcing supermarket workers to dress as witches in the hope of selling tawdry good is utter shite. So many euphemisms, so few Kenneth Williams pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Sounds like an improvement on last year tbh: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tesco-worker-who-blacked-up-6753875 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 This fucking website goes straight to mobile version on my phone and I'd rather be on full version and I can't fucking change it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Forcing supermarket workers to dress as witches in the hope of selling tawdry good is utter shite. Indeed. Anybody over the age of twelve who dresses up for Halloween should be publicly stoned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 23 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Merry Christmas How did you get in my hoose to take that photo? Anyway, it took a bit but managed to get through them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 3 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Halloween. Nipped in to Tesco after lunch for 50g of Golden Virginia and a pack of blue Rizla and the lassie in the fags/lottery/complaints booth was dressed as a witch. What a sorry society we are. I take it you were critical of her spelling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: I take it you were critical of her spelling? Boom tish. Have an ectoplasmic Charles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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