Newbornbairn Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: The male vibrator industry clearly needs to keep up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 7 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Esp portal won't allow me to sell my shares. Mon tae f**k 5 hours ago, PWL said: If it's employee shares you may well be in a closed period (awaits menstrual jokes) which is a real annoyance. Some insider trading going on there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 4 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Manners/Common Decency or the severe lack of them displayed by the general public, people cut right across your path, stop right in front of you, walk straight towards you with no intention of moving, don't thank you when holding doors open for them, never hold a door open for anyone. Walking anywhere in public is a test of my patience with humanity I was getting on a bus today. As I always do, I stood to one side of the door so that I wasn't in the way of the people getting off. Then some f**kwit, instead of walking straight ahead, tries to squeeze between me and the bus. I couldn't move back because the bus shelter was behind me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 31 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: More Rachel Riley please. She'd gie a eunuch a stauner. ^^^^ Speaking from experience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 25 minutes ago, GordonD said: I was getting on a bus today. As I always do, I stood to one side of the door so that I wasn't in the way of the people getting off. Then some f**kwit, instead of walking straight ahead, tries to squeeze between me and the bus. I couldn't move back because the bus shelter was behind me. Rutherglen main street is awful for shit like that. You have people trying to pile on the bus before anyone can get off, or all standing at the doorway without enough room to actually get off the bus, ive had a go at a few people for this in the past 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 We've all moved desks at work so I've spend the last hour hearing people moaning about it. The guy behind me had spilled an entire pound of sugar in his drawer and hadn't cleaned it up before moving which was pretty funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 This and twats who start getting excited for Christmas in August, plus a special mention for the idiots who set a countdown timer for Next Christmas on fucking boxing day Santa watches all year round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 12 minutes ago, Aidan said: Santa watches all year round. Fuckin' pervy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 28 minutes ago, Aidan said: Santa watches all year round. Has he been investigated by operation yew tree yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 The other half says 'lighted up' instead of 'lit' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Aidan said: Santa watches all year round. Is that the kind where his arms move round to tell the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just had all my front teeth removed. Acid reflux is a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just had all my front teeth removed. [emoji20]Acid reflux is a c**t Oooff, sair yin!That's some pretty strong acid, are you a xenomorph?Seriously though, hope it's not too bad. I got an apicoectomy on a front incisor earlier this year. Felt fine immediately afterwards but was a mess for the next few days, even had to take time off work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Randy Giles said: Just had all my front teeth removed. Acid reflux is a c**t Fuckin hell, you must look like a right handsome b*****d. Have you to get a plate or can you afford dental implants at £2000 a pop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Overly pretentious hotel restaurants. This place only has five main courses, none of which I would class as normal food. Hare, duck venison, lobster, bass. Fuxxakes. I asked for a steak at least and was told they couldn't do one. Can't drive into Inverness cos I've had a drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, NewBornBairn said: Overly pretentious hotel restaurants. This place only has five main courses, none of which I would class as normal food. Hare, duck venison, lobster, bass. Fuxxakes. I asked for a steak at least and was told they couldn't do one. Can't drive into Inverness cos I've had a drink. You could've had the venison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I'm having the slow-cooked venison pie. I hate venison but not as much as I hate the other stuff. I feel like an American must feel in a polling booth right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 15 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Overly pretentious hotel restaurants. This place only has five main courses, none of which I would class as normal food. Hare, duck venison, lobster, bass. Fuxxakes. I asked for a steak at least and was told they couldn't do one. Can't drive into Inverness cos I've had a drink. Are you in Nairn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Loch Ness Country House Hotel - avoid. The venison arrived - two lumps of red meat that looked like they still had a pulse with chopped cabbage, a bit of shortcrust pastry oozing brown muck and two potatoes the size of your thumbnail. I prodded the venison - it grunted - I got up and walked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, NewBornBairn said: Loch Ness Country House Hotel - avoid. The venison arrived - two lumps of red meat that looked like they still had a pulse with chopped cabbage, a bit of shortcrust pastry oozing brown muck and two potatoes the size of your thumbnail. I prodded the venison - it grunted - I got up and walked out. Just go out and kill a coo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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