The_Kincardine Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: I meant to, but I was too drunk to care. I'm never so missed as to piss a spoonerism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I had 2 internal interviews last week and have to wait 2 weeks, which is piss annoying I hope you have patience. Application to job offer took about 16 weeks for me! Start date only 2 weeks off now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Just now, die hard doonhamer said: I hope you have patience. Application to job offer took about 16 weeks for me! Start date only 2 weeks off now. I'm expected to hear back from one next week, the other one i have no idea. It was actually in your department! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Bars of soap in hotels. You wash your hands, then realise you need to remove the packaging from the soap, which with wet hands is no easy task.These South Sudan folks that never stay in western hotel chains should be glad they've avoided such trauma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 People with names that have variable spellings (e.g. Katrina / Catriona) that just wait to let people ask the inevitable question when taking their name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 In listening to LBC and the presenter is talking about Gordon Brown in Kirkcaldy and he is pronouncing Kirkcaldy all wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 In listening to LBC and the presenter is talking about Gordon Brown in Kirkcaldy and he is pronouncing Kirkcaldy all wrong. Kirk Caldy ? Agreed, does my box in too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Kirk Caldy ? Agreed, does my box in too. Haha yeah, I have since put it off but I love LBC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: Arseholes that go jogging with their dog on a lead. Let them enjoy their walk you selfish gits. Even worse are the utter c***s who take the dog on a lead whilst cycling meaning it's to run at full pelt non-stop. Always want to go and shove them off the bike to give the dog a break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Arseholes that go jogging with their dog on a lead. Let them enjoy their walk you selfish gits. Better on a lead than unleashed and free to maul auld Glynis on her way back from the shop? [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, throbber said: In listening to LBC and the presenter is talking about Gordon Brown in Kirkcaldy and he is pronouncing Kirkcaldy all wrong. Is he pronouncing it "Raith"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Auld Glynis will most likely be a horrible auld shite who voted no and for Brexit. Ergo she deserves it... Probably a total slag back in the 60's anaw. I think you're right. Unleash the hounds!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Folk that are happy to sit at the speed limit like everyone else but temporarily speed just to be at the front of a line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 People who drive their chelsea tractors over speed calming as if they're driving a Fiat 500 with lowered suspension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Kirk Caldy ? Agreed, does my box in too. Wee Team Toon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Arseholes that go jogging with their dog on a lead. Let them enjoy their walk you selfish gits. Said it a million times. My dog would tell me to f**k off if I tried that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Even worse are the utter c***s who take the dog on a lead whilst cycling meaning it's to run at full pelt non-stop. Always want to go and shove them off the bike to give the dog a break. Too much of a shitebag to do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Said it a million times. My dog would tell me to f**k off if I tried that pish. You must be absolutely loaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, Rugster said: You must be absolutely loaded. Just in my trousers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Just in my trousers You've shat yourself?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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