GordonD Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 15 hours ago, Cerberus said: My uncle's one bit of advice to me was to keep other people's balance statements and when handing out your number to a lassie write it on the statement. Not a good idea - you could end up owning Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 1) Girl in the office that closes a tab in Chrome and reopens a new blank one whenever she wants to change a web address. 2) This one has probably been repeated on a seasonal basis since the inception of this thread, but f*** it: Folk that go mental whenever a little furry bumble bee comes within a mile of them. I'm sure that smashing it with the back of your hand will resolve the situation. Thankfully we're only in bee season so far. I've not actually seen any wasps yet, although they're obviously out there seeing as I destroyed a couple of early wasp bikes in my shed last month. Hunners of bumble bees in the garden this year though, which is unusual as we usually only get the wee brownish honey bee ones that I've yet to see any of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: 1) Girl in the office that closes a tab in Chrome and reopens a new blank one whenever she wants to change a web address. 2) This one has probably been repeated on a seasonal basis since the inception of this thread, but f*** it: Folk that go mental whenever a little furry bumble bee comes within a mile of them. I'm sure that smashing it with the back of your hand will resolve the situation. Thankfully we're only in bee season so far. I've not actually seen any wasps yet, although they're obviously out there seeing as I destroyed a couple of early wasp bikes in my shed last month. Hunners of bumble bees in the garden this year though, which is unusual as we usually only get the wee brownish honey bee ones that I've yet to see any of. Leave the bees alone and smash the stupid hysterical c**t with the back of your hand. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Hay Fever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Gimme the fcking bees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 wasp bikes Wasp bikes? I've never heard this phrase before. Are they nests or is this an extract from the can you guess what it is thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 You are thinking of bee bikes Don't be daft. Everyone knows a bee bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Wasp bikes? I've never heard this phrase before. Are they nests or is this an extract from the can you guess what it is thread? Bike is the correct term. Those weirdos down South call it a 'bink'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Bike is the correct term. Those weirdos down South call it a 'bink'. A wasp bink? Is this a piss take now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 19 hours ago, Cerberus said: My uncle's one bit of advice to me was to keep other people's balance statements and when handing out your number to a lassie write it on the statement. It doesn't work now with everyone having a mobile phones and Facebook making everyone BE A WARE, but it was a simpler time. A fool proof plan, with one small flaw; It's not fool proof and only an absolute w****r would use it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 2 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Wasp bikes? I've never heard this phrase before. Are they nests or is this an extract from the can you guess what it is thread? Wasp's nests. I find them eerily creepy things, although I took great pleasure in annihilating them with ant powder last year and smashing the nest apart in makeshift protective gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Wasp's nests. I find them eerily creepy things, although I took great pleasure in annihilating them with ant powder last year and smashing the nest apart in makeshift protective gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: More like: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: 1) Girl in the office that closes a tab in Chrome and reopens a new blank one whenever she wants to change a web address. 2) This one has probably been repeated on a seasonal basis since the inception of this thread, but f*** it: Folk that go mental whenever a little furry bumble bee comes within a mile of them. I'm sure that smashing it with the back of your hand will resolve the situation. Thankfully we're only in bee season so far. I've not actually seen any wasps yet, although they're obviously out there seeing as I destroyed a couple of early wasp bikes in my shed last month. Hunners of bumble bees in the garden this year though, which is unusual as we usually only get the wee brownish honey bee ones that I've yet to see any of. My daughter is the opposite. She picks up bees and nurses them back to health with sugary water if they look a bit knackered. Getting stung doesn't bother her. Quite a hardy wee kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My daughter is the opposite. She picks up bees and nurses them back to health with sugary water if they look a bit knackered. Getting stung doesn't bother her. Quite a hardy wee kid. I saw one of those knackered ones on the pavement on my way to work last week, but I couldn't do much other than wish it good luck. I passed the same point later that day, only to find a squished bee. I propose a minutes silence. Tomorrow, 11am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Just now, Hedgecutter said: I saw one of those knackered ones on the pavement on my way to work last week, but I couldn't do much other than wish it good luck. I passed the same point later that day, only to find a squished bee. I propose a minutes silence. Tomorrow, 11am. Or a minute's buzzing. I try and give them a splash of espresso but it doesn't seem to do much for them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I try and give them a splash of espresso but it doesn't seem to do much for them Looks like you'll need to step up a level: Eta: 'Bees on Speed' Edited June 21, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I saw one of those knackered ones on the pavement on my way to work last week, but I couldn't do much other than wish it good luck. I passed the same point later that day, only to find a squished bee. [emoji20] I propose a minutes silence. Tomorrow, 11am. This wouldn't happen if people wouldBee Aware 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 1) Girl in the office that closes a tab in Chrome and reopens a new blank one whenever she wants to change a web address. There's a woman does this in my office. She even uses Bing to search for Google. I'd show her how to use it properly but she's unable to retain information and I'd need to tell her again two days later. Fucking luddite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 43 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: This wouldn't happen if people would ( •_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■) Bee Aware FTFYEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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