Hillonearth Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 On 02/06/2017 at 08:45, Shandon Par said: People camping out on the pavement overnight in Glasgow to be first in to some new coffee shop franchise. Where is Harry when we need him? Genuinely don't understand the fuss considering it's not like they're doing anything groundbreaking - coffee and donuts. Canadians seem to have some irrational love for the place, but it's not like they've got much else to shout about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Ftfy ya manky fife b*****d!!!! Cheeky Fawkirk 6 fingered dwarf c**t. Although technically true, this morning was earlier in the year. p***k [emoji41] [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 p***ks wearing suit jackets over a round neck t-shirt.More specifically, people who do this when it is 42 deg C outside. f**k the f**k off- another rugby w****r! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 p***ks wearing suit jackets over a round neck t-shirt.More specifically, people who do this when it is 42 deg C outside. f**k the f**k off- another rugby w****r! You seem quite angry this morning (scratch that, afternoon). Football season is over. It's time for the minority sports to take centre stage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 They would have heartily chuckled back at you if you said QOTS. I'd say supporting The Rangers is more laughable B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 V-neck the way to go here? Don't be ridiculous. Shirt, tie, Cardigan and gillet...obviously! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 You seem quite angry this morning (scratch that, afternoon). Football season is over. It's time for the minority sports to take centre stage. You can f**k the f**k off too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Cunty drivers who drive along Bellsdyke Rd in Larbert observing a 30mph limit, blissfully unaware that it's a 40. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 The c**t in the suit jacket is still here! To make it worse, he's actually wearing a Superdry t-shirt under it! I thought it was logo free, from the previous angle! What a bell-end!He's now also decided that he's a music promoter and can get the band(away to start), gigs in most places, cos he drinks there!Jimmy Rabbitte he is not, although he is Irish. What a p***k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 The c**t in the suit jacket is still here! To make it worse, he's actually wearing a Superdry t-shirt under it! I thought it was logo free, from the previous angle! What a bell-end!He's now also decided that he's a music promoter and can get the band(away to start), gigs in most places, cos he drinks there!Jimmy Rabbitte he is not, although he is Irish. What a p***k! Get that c**t chibbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Get that c**t chibbed. The arse in question, just had to leave the pub. Not by force, just because he's so drunk that he slipped & hurt his ankle! Drama queen.Tbf, should have chibbed him as soon as I saw the c**t. I like to play nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 He's probably gone home to log on to his favourite forum to tell everyone about the guy who spent all day in the pub posting on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Got home from doing the North Coast 500 at 2:30pm and my neighbours who have been feeding my cat have decided to f**k off out for the day and not leave the key under my door mat like I had asked them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 He's probably gone home to log on to his favourite forum to tell everyone about the guy who spent all day in the pub posting on P&B. Probably! If tony appears, let me know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Idiots in car parks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I'd blame the twat that parked the poxy PT Cruiser. He is on the line and it's a knock on effect in parking the others so that the doors can be opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I'd blame the twat that parked the poxy PT Cruiser. He is on the line and it's a knock on effect in parking the others so that the doors can be opened. The twat that drives that monstrosity probably gets blamed for most things on account of having terrible judgement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, microdave said: Idiots in car parks! What you doing in Wallyford? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 That is twattish parking too but surely the left hand bay would've been empty. That's where I'd park! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Idiots in car parks! Hedgecutter, can you tell us where Philpy is parked please? Tony needs to speak to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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