Kennboy1978 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Bring back wired remotes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: Superglue the remote toddler to the side of the TV, 1 The toddler will not be able to move it, 2 It will give the TV that Gary Glitter 1970s look that probably matches the decor of your home, 3 You avoid the exercise of getting up and down to change the channel won't do you any harm. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Tynieness said: Audi drivers, non signalling ignorant c***s... Had a weird 1 this morning. Approaching roundabout and as I'm going straight ahead I'm in the left lane and too my right is an Audi indicating right. All is well until it's our turn to enter the roundabout and the useless fucknugget Audi is now half in my lane and half in his. I have to slow down or I'm taking the side off his car. Considering the size of my vehicle I can't imagine he didn't see me but is infact just another useless c***s wi German car syndrome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Poor use of the past participle in Scottish football punditry. Chiefly, but not exclusively, by Derek Ferguson... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Are most drivers in Germany like this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Are most drivers in Germany like this? Germany is the most terrifying place I have ever driven. And I include Poland during a snowstorm in that. The autobahn has sections where it is basically a free for all in terms of speed. A paradise for absolute roasters... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Dunno if it's all phones but my HTC can be used as the TV and sky remote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 43 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Dunno if it's all phones but my HTC can be used as the TV and sky remote. Samsung phones will sync with Samsung TVs as I discovered one night in the pub as I switched a TV off in the buidl up to the football when a new message appeared on my phone and out of curiosity I opened an app for controlling the TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 i need to man the f**k up Have you started drinking diet Irn Bru? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Doesn't matter how long you wait for people to get off the train until you get on...there's always one more person dawdling down the aisle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Audi drivers... FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The fucking state of my pudding earlier. A cup of tiramisu. Inverness tiramisu: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Samsung phones will sync with Samsung TVs as I discovered one night in the pub as I switched a TV off in the buidl up to the football when a new message appeared on my phone and out of curiosity I opened an app for controlling the TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Signing in for something like the 5th time today, so having to wade through a pile of shitty pop-up adverts that I pay not to see. For the love of my dick, please fix this fucking site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Signing in for something like the 5th time today, so having to wade through a pile of shitty pop-up adverts that I pay not to see. For the love of my dick, please fix this fucking site. If you're on the app just hit cancel. I've not a clue what my password is, just hit cancel and I stay logged in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Brancott fucking estate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 2 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: If you're on the app just hit cancel. I've not a clue what my password is, just hit cancel and I stay logged in. It's on PCs where the problem lies, unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 i need to man the f**k up Have you tried Grindr? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Gratuitous use of "mate" on the Martin Plant Hire website.Im a customer, not you're fucking "mate". Their use of lower case i annoys me more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 And 'Rejuvinating'.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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