Unleash The Nade Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 (edited) c***s who take up more than one seat on trains by placing bags, jackets etc on the seat next to them, then get all humphy when you ask them to move it Edited August 12, 2017 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 c***s who take up more than one seat on trains by placing bags, jackets etc on the seat next to them, then get all humphy when you ask them to move it That's it, not bothered if they try it on but instant apologetic obedience is required when called out on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 'Your support is fucking shit' in an English accent. Shite chant. Sang shiteley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 4 hours ago, MONKMAN said: A single from Dumfries to Carlisle is £11, a return is £6, never understood that one myself. It's to make sure you come home. They don't want you being corrupted by those English and their deviant ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 When you think you have a couple of halfs ( or one double ) left in a bottle, only to discover the glass base is about a fucking inch thick! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Watford's PA announcer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 A single from Dumfries to Carlisle is £11, a return is £6, never understood that one myself. I've seen this mentioned and I've no idea how that works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 21 hours ago, GordonD said: Anti-piracy messages on DVDs. If I'm watching it then clearly I already own the official DVD and I'm not getting a pirate copy. It's like buying something in a shop and then being subjected to a ten-minute lecture on why shoplifting is bad before I'm allowed to leave with my purchase. They're often funnier than the film itself, especially if it's an Adam Sandler DVD. According to FACT, the following will happen if you watch a pirate DVD: The DVD will be unwatchable, and possibly break your player Your mates will abandon you Everyone at work will laugh at you The film industry will collapse You'll fund organised crime You'll fund terrorism Pirates also have to watch out for grasses, who are everywhere: Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 3 hours ago, gav-ffc said: I've seen this mentioned and I've no idea how that works. I'm sure I've seen @19QOS19 explain it before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 I'm sure I've seen [mention=12169]19QOS19[/mention] explain it before. I've probably mentioned it but I'm fucked if I know how to explain it. Pricing is bonkers at times. It makes sense that a single is dearer as folk would just buy singles there and back I suppose. But the difference in price is mental. The only time you'd but that ticket is before 8am when the return is £18 odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 The English pronouncing bury as berry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Teams who change strips in games when there is no need 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Probably been covered in the gazillion pages but double barrelled names. Been watching the athletics and it was boiling my piss, just watched Newcastle V Spurs and there's a double barrelled fecker there too. Do schemies think it turns them into toffs or something ? Just no ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Probably been covered in the gazillion pages but double barrelled names. Been watching the athletics and it was boiling my piss, just watched Newcastle V Spurs and there's a double barrelled fecker there too. Do schemies think it turns them into toffs or something ? Just no ! And one on the bench 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 34 minutes ago, chomp my root said: Probably been covered in the gazillion pages but double barrelled names. Been watching the athletics and it was boiling my piss, just watched Newcastle V Spurs and there's a double barrelled fecker there too. Do schemies think it turns them into toffs or something ? Just no ! It's common in many cultures to adopt the surname of both your mother and father. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Probably been covered in the gazillion pages but double barrelled names. Been watching the athletics and it was boiling my piss, just watched Newcastle V Spurs and there's a double barrelled fecker there too. Do schemies think it turns them into toffs or something ? Just no ! I find double-barrelled first names worse. It screams white trash to me. I've a nephew and a niece with double-barrelled names and I can't bring myself to saying them so I always call them by the first part of the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 On 11/08/2017 at 14:03, Diamond8 said: Was walking down to my car last night and walked by a guy who lives in our street, he was out cleaning his car in full Celtic kit, complete with a captains armband! Was it scott brown 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's common in many cultures to adopt the surname of both your mother and father. Thought my yogurt tasted weird. Maybe it was past the sell by date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 (edited) Mo Farahs "mobot" celebration, it's just utter shite. Edited August 13, 2017 by thomas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's common in many cultures to adopt the surname of both your mother and father. ^^^Thomas Hingleberry-Bartlett 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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