Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: You would if you saw how attractive she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: You would if you saw how attractive she is. Would she be up for a sports massage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Would she be up for a sports massage? She has a hairy back though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 45 minutes ago, throbber said: Disagree whole heartedly. He is worse than cancer of the anus. Most people would stop shoving things up there once the cancer kicked in, not encourage the missus to get in on the act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What a lovely forum this is. Take your negativity and sarcasm elsewhere. This is a happy friendly thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 32 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: He posted on here not sure if it was you, so I am curious... How did he break he approach you? I imagine it was all a bit creepy I didn't know it was him, I was working nearby and nipped in at 4am for a bottle of juice*. First time I heard it was him was when he posted about it the next day on here. *deal with it West Coast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Got a wasps nest in the cavity wall of the house. Wee fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Pleased to say I haven't had a landline since I moved into my current home 7 years ago. Not pleased to say I've spent a fortune on line rental in that time. I also would like to punch those people who answer a landline call and start moaning that it's always nuisance calls. 2 suggestions brainbox. Get rid and use your mobile or buy a phone wi caller ID. It really isn't that difficult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I don't have any Get the pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I didn't know it was him, I was working nearby and nipped in at 4am for a bottle of juice*. First time I heard it was him was when he posted about it the next day on here. *deal with it West Coast. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a flat cap, what with him being a whippet owning c**t**A good c**t though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Tennis players who wear sweat bands but don't know what they're for. The amount of these morons who ask for the towel after every single point is unreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The slow clap as hawkeye makes its mind up. ^^^ Did that one last week. Today's PTTGOYN: Dual flush button toilets. I always seem to push the short flush button when a long flush is called for. (TBH 2 or 3 long flushes are sometimes necessary). Also, slow filling toilet cisterns . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Tennis players who wear sweat bands but don't know what they're for. The amount of these morons who ask for the towel after every single point is unreal. What about this lazy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: ^^^ Did that one last week. Today's PTTGOYN: Dual flush button toilets. I always seem to push the short flush button when a long flush is called for. (TBH 2 or 3 long flushes are sometimes necessary). Also, slow filling toilet cisterns . When they screw up they're a pain in the arse to fix too. Bring back the Ballcock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Microwave persists in beeping to tell me its finished repeatedly until the door is opened or the end button is pressed. As such, I cant put the weans steriliser on and go to bed because the b*****d will beep all night. This means I have to sit here for seven fucking minutes waiting. You should look at one of those Tommee Tippee sterilisers, you just load the bottles in, put some water in it and switch it on, takes about 5 minutes but once it's done you can just leave it, no need to hang about etc. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tommee-Tippee-Electric-Steriliser-White/dp/B01C6ZWBNU/ref=sr_1_1?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1499932642&sr=1-1&keywords=tommee+tippee+steriliser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Can I just point out that this thread has reached five thousand pages? It's a wonder anybody has time to do anything else with all the pissing and moaning that's going on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Can I just point out that this thread has reached five thousand pages? It's a wonder anybody has time to do anything else with all the pissing and moaning that's going on! Depends on your settings, it's on page 9999 for me on the app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Depends on your settings, it's on page 9999 for me on the app. I'm on my laptop. Either way there have been 99,984 posts. Edited July 13, 2017 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 I'm on my laptop. Either way there have been 99,984 posts. Which is a lot of whinging. [emoji16] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Which is a lot of whinging. [emoji16] Things to be cheerful about thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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