NorthernJambo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 The car park that is the M1. f**k living with all that shit every day. Wait until you see what some b*****ds are saying about moray cups... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 The train has got to Edinburgh10 minutes early (how does that happen) and I'm still drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Where? c***s. You'll find it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I was in a golf club last night where I saw the club winners board on the wall with two columns, first on the left running from the 1950s-70s and another on the right from the 80's to 00's. However, as the board filled up, a separate overflow board has been created, but needlessly hung up left of the original board. Still annoying me. That would drive me insane. When I was at school in the 1970's, the main assembly hall had one of those "in-memorium" boards for the ex-lads of the school who'd died in WW1. It was obvious they hadn't expected to have to add to it a generation later when WW2 kicked off because there wasn't enough room for all those names. Worse, rather than waiting until the war was over, they'd added the names to the plaque as the second war went along. Which meant that a) The names were in chronological rather than alphabetical order like the first ones and b) They'd had to add a second panel for the last 3 names, which looked ridiculous. And as if that wasn't bad enough...another boy had been killed in Aden so they'd added his name to the bottom. In a DIFFERENT FONT. 40 years on and it still pisses me off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where? c***s. I bought a Moray cup last year having seen the CoOp sells them now. I can categorically state it's the worst shit I have ever put in my mouth and I played university rugby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Attending a tinpot university that shuts down for the Glasgow Fair and doesn't tell anyone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 People calling folk 'goats' when they are moderately good at a sport. It just sounds stupid. Just say you think they are the best player ever instead of using an acronym that describes a bit of a jokey animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 People calling folk 'goats' when they are moderately good at a sport. It just sounds stupid. Just say you think they are the best player ever instead of using an acronym that describes a bit of a jokey animal. Is this about the post in the tennis thread?I'd have thought that was a shoe in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Is this about the post in the tennis thread?I'd have thought that was a shoe in. It reminded me of it. It's just a phrase/word that irritates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Attending a tinpot university that shuts down for the Glasgow Fair and doesn't tell anyone Name and shame!If it's abertay then it's worse still 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Chris Sutton. A complete moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Jimmy Carr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Glenn Hoddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Online news articles that have 'Hilarious' in the headline. i.e. Hilarious moment a granny falls down a 200ft well. I'll make my own cunting mind up ta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Online news articles that have 'Hilarious' in the headline. i.e. Hilarious moment a granny falls down a 200ft well. I'll make my own cunting mind up ta. Similarly, when someone (often witless political commentators) claims to have had "a wry smile" on their face as they observed something. I'LL decide if your smile was wry or not. You may have hoped it was, being as you inferred some degree of irony from the situation, but actually it was a desperately obvious point, and your stupid face is incapable of expressing any nuance or agenda beyond that most facile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 56 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The advert and specifically the word Ribenary. The TV advert pisses me off every time it's shown. I didn't know until now that they've actually written it down (and trademarked it, FFS!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 That moment in a public toilet when there's total silence and you're inching a shite out trying not to make a noise. You've waited for a hand dryer or flush to hide any noise but nothing, so you take a chance, then boom, fart and explosion time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Online news articles that have 'Hilarious' in the headline. i.e. Hilarious moment a granny falls down a 200ft well. I'll make my own cunting mind up ta. On a similar note I hate these fake news links on sites that all go like this:'20 grannies who fell down a well. Number 5 will shock you'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Checking into a hostel after some small talk with the posh London bird on reception: [Looks at my passport] "United Kingdom? But you don't sound like you're English." "That's because I'm not." "So why do you have a UK passport...?" Her and another unrelated Londoner spent the evening asking me what I do "back in England" and so on. I'm pretty easy going with foreigners making this mistake as I was an adult before I realised that Holland =/= The Netherlands, but I tend to find that the English, who know the difference, make the mistake more often than ignorant foreigners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I don't like rhombuses/rhombai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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