Del79 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Neighbours who play the same dance crap constantly with the lyrics - "put your hands up in the air" x 1000 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Jamaldo said: Men who shave their beard off from the chin and jawline downwards but leave the rest. Anyone else think this looks ridiculous? 'The rest' meaning chest, arms, back, legs, pits and nut sack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 40 minutes ago, Del79 said: Neighbours who play the same dance crap constantly with the lyrics - "put your hands up in the air" x 1000 Maybe they're being robbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Neighbours who play the same dance crap constantly with the lyrics - "put your hands up in the air" x 1000 This one ? Have another listen... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 On the app this thread is now on page 10011/1001. Someone needs to get it fucking sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del79 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 35 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: This one ? Have another listen... Only the c**t shouts "Here we fucking go" in his flat!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Only the c**t shouts "Here we fucking go" in his flat!! Sampled from the crowd in the Arches a few years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 "Amateur" US golfers. They're not fucking amateurs they play full time, probably getting a BA in golf on a golf scholarship to a university that specializes in golf (Golfafornia State College University A & M or some such). Pisses me off that they're called amateurs, I'm an amateur golfer, I only play when I have both the time and money. Grrrrrrr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I'm certain a deer made eye contact with me before strolling across the road at 5 this morning. Almost went off the road trying to avoid the fucker. Deer are p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Lassies who take loads of wee bags in to work. Saw one with 4 this morning. Just get one big one. Or stop taking so much shite in to work. Just what in the f**k is in those bags anyway? Also the smelly guy at work has a ludicrous wee leather manbag and also brings in a big plastic bag every day as well. What's the fucking point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 You're the smelly guy at work DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I use a rucksack but I don't really have enough in it to justify a rucksack but it's the only bag I own, so I go to work with a half-filled rucksack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 3 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: I'm certain a deer made eye contact with me before strolling across the road at 5 this morning. Almost went off the road trying to avoid the fucker. Deer are p***ks. Move to or copy Kielder. They are introducing wild lynx to Kielder forrest to keep down the deer numbers. Mind you, the local sheep farmers are not too impressed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, throbber said: You're the smelly guy at work DA. Incorrect. I have a pleasing masculine musk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Kennboy1978 said: This one ? Have another listen... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Cash machine that ask you if you want to check your balance and then if you want a receipt when you select the Cash Withdrawal option. If I wanted to check my balance or get a receipt I would have selected one of those options. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 30 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Cash machine that ask you if you want to check your balance and then if you want a receipt when you select the Cash Withdrawal option. If I wanted to check my balance or get a receipt I would have selected one of those options. Absolutely with you on this. Fucking ridiculous waste of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) 55 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Cash machine that ask you if you want to check your balance and then if you want a receipt when you select the Cash Withdrawal option. If I wanted to check my balance or get a receipt I would have selected one of those options. It's 2 extra guesses on the wee buttons that don't line up with the options. B*****d machines Edited July 17, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: I use a rucksack but I don't really have enough in it to justify a rucksack but it's the only bag I own, so I go to work with a half-filled rucksack. Leaves room for the knickers he steals from washing lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 In the absence of a 'Things that get on your nerves more than anything else in this world' thread, may I add people that don't believe you when you're telling the truth. Nothing fills me with inner rage more than this. "Yeah, whatever mate" = Has a week to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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