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2 hours ago, whiskychimp said:

There are two reason why I didnt. 

1. I tried polite chat with her when we arrived. She didn't speak a word of the Queen's.

2. I was waiting for my daughter to hit her boy back. Im trying to let her sort her own problems instead of dad having to do it. She's only 1 and a half but it'll stand her in good stead.... hopefully

How old was the boy?

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Just now, GordonD said:

So a 3-year-old hitting a 1 1/2 year old. That's out of order surely. Bet he was a Tim who boasted to his mates about being invincible.

Odd... Thought the T-word was automatically censored...

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58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Should have battered the bairn tbf (hers not yours).

 

50 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Then he would have been the bad guy and the woman the injured party.

As they were Muslim it would probably have been seen a hate crime.

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10 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

 


We've covered that part further up emoji14.png

 

Sometimes the spelling of a word becomes contracted, to avoid ugliness e.g. a double "h", without the intention of its pronunciation being altered. Just saying.

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1 hour ago, resk said:

 


Ah right. I've only just started noticing and getting enraged by it. I wonder if the chap who says it thinks "aye, this is me, this is my thing".... or he secretly hates having to do it but is under strict orders from bosses to persist and every time he says it a small part of his soul dies.

Either way it's shite.

 

I remember reading an interview with him (FourFourTwo) I think, where he said it's something he came up with himself and wasn't a Sky directive. He also said once they went to commercials, Andy Gray would give him the thumb up or down depending on whether he thought he "hit it right" each time...pretty cringy really!

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Cooking programmes for so called 'quick and easy' 10 min meals where the chef slices ten kilos of veg in four nanoseconds.



Or when they've got all the food pre-chopped. The chopping normally takes me the longest time.
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2 hours ago, whiskychimp said:

Plus washing up and cleaning doesn't count in the process

 

1 hour ago, GordonD said:

The studio staff do that.

What's their addresses till I post them my dirty dishes,

If it BBC programmes surely this is part of the license fee service ?

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The afternoon gameshow "Impossible." Its multiple choice of 3 answers

You get a point for the correct answer. Zero points for the wrong answer. You get knocked out by the "impossible" answer.

By the definition of right and wrong, 2 answers ARE wrong AND impossible.

Dicks

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