peasy23 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 A full lifetime of "Aye its Claire but its spelt...."Totally pointless, made up shite. At least if you pick a name with odd spelling, pick one thats an actual name rather than just totally mispelling a fairly common name. Weans names are a fucking disgrace these days. My workmate's new grandson is called Khol. Pronounced the same as Cole but with completely wankered spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 See that's what we didn't do and now our daughter has the initials 'BJ'. Hopefully you've chosen a suitably stupid first name to deflect focus away from that , failing that it can be fixed through marriage ! When my mate was expecting his first I remember shooting down their top 4 or 5 suggestions , his Mrs was getting right pissed off at me but I feel I was doing them a service . They then went on to choose a totally different name without consulting me and now they have a boy who when you say his whole name together the middle syllable is c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Setting myself up for a storm of abuse here, but... People who call their kids after themselves. Are they so unimaginative that they can't think of a different name? Or do they feel that the world can't get on without them so producing a Mini-Me will somehow ease the sorrow when they pop their clogs? Okay, fill your boots... Those weren't the reasons! (Clearly this applies to me, my dad, me, my boy...) I think it's about tradition. I like tradition. Knowing where you come from, having a connection with your past. But I suppose I wouldn't do it if it was a shite name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 My workmate's new grandson is called Khol. Pronounced the same as Cole but with completely wankered spelling. My mate has a west highland terrier of the same name and wanky way of spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Thoni? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Setting myself up for a storm of abuse here, but... People who call their kids after themselves. Are they so unimaginative that they can't think of a different name? Or do they feel that the world can't get on without them so producing a Mini-Me will somehow ease the sorrow when they pop their clogs? Okay, fill your boots... Americans are bad for this, e.g. Tobias Worscunt IIV, it's like they're pretending to be kings or popes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Thoni? Majee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Petty thing number 2 of the day. I recently bought a book off Amazon, except it turns out that it came from a smaller seller and not Amazon themselves. I've now received 7 different emails from them telling me they are a small independent seller, and if I liked their service, I should leave feedback. I selected the book and paid for it, you sent it to me, as per the agreement for purchasing. Quality fucking customer service indeed, you needy c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Snitches Caught stealing irn bru from work again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Setting myself up for a storm of abuse here, but... People who call their kids after themselves. Are they so unimaginative that they can't think of a different name? Or do they feel that the world can't get on without them so producing a Mini-Me will somehow ease the sorrow when they pop their clogs? Okay, fill your boots... Those weren't the reasons! (Clearly this applies to me, my dad, me, my boy...) I think it's about tradition. I like tradition. Knowing where you come from, having a connection with your past. But I suppose I wouldn't do it if it was a shite name. Our tradition is the eldest son gets the fathers first name as a middle name. Not too difficult a concept but when you have an awkward first name and want their name to roll off the tongue rather than sound like a tongue twister it can prove difficult. The worst arseholes are the really dire john johnsons, steven stevensons, robert Robertsons and david davidson style names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 My wife's family have a tradition of middle names being either Steele or Hunter. Both of which are cooler than the recent tradition in my family of 'James' as a middle name, literally because my grandad was a big James Bond fan and so decided it was a good idea and it's somehow stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs Bs gran. Fucking hate coming to her house. Its shite, I dont like her, and she doesnt even offer us a cup of tea. Honestly.... Who doesnt offer a hot beverage to visitors. I suppose it all depends on how welcome the visitor is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Mrs Bs gran. Fucking hate coming to her house. Its shite, I dont like her, and she doesnt even offer us a cup of tea. Honestly.... Who doesnt offer a hot beverage to visitors. Grans are usually good c***s bairnardo. I can't decide if you're being really harsh or really unlucky. The non offering of beverages suggest you might have been unlucky. Send the wife and weans on their own next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 [quote post="11615261" timestamp="1504442272" name="Jmothecat2" userid=" Both of which are cooler than the recent tradition in my family of 'James' as a middle name, literally because my grandad was a big James Bond fan and so decided it was a good idea and it's somehow stuck. That's a really shite tradition to start. Poor show jmo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Shes a selfish cow I presume your wife agrees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Petty thing number 2 of the day. I recently bought a book off Amazon, except it turns out that it came from a smaller seller and not Amazon themselves. I've now received 7 different emails from them telling me they are a small independent seller, and if I liked their service, I should leave feedback. I selected the book and paid for it, you sent it to me, as per the agreement for purchasing. Quality fucking customer service indeed, you needy c***s. @BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I've sent Mark an email to apologise, and will send a link to a survey for his suggestions as to how we can improve in the future. Not sure if he grasped the importance of feedback, so I'll follow up later to press that point, and provide some social media templates to help recommend our services to his friend on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs Bs gran. Fucking hate coming to her house. Its shite, I dont like her, and she doesnt even offer us a cup of tea. Honestly.... Who doesnt offer a hot beverage to visitors. I honestly must have been really, really lucky with in laws and grandparents in law. Some of the stories I read are frightening to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 5 hours ago, peasy23 said: My workmate's new grandson is called Khol. Pronounced the same as Cole but with completely wankered spelling. So he's called Cabbage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, WILLIEA said: So he's called Cabbage? And his nickname will be Helmet. Nap. Somebody has not thought this through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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