welshbairn Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 (edited) You really want to walk in a park where the trees and bushes are festooned in bags of shite? If there's no bin they should take the bags home, that's the point of the fucking things. Edited November 24, 2017 by welshbairn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Warm jobby bag in your pocket can also double up as a hand warmer on cold days. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 When a customer comes in with a problem, you fix said problem within minutes and they’re amazed “wow you fixed it” What exactly dobthey expect, fucking morons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 hour ago, JamesP_81 said: I always wondered what was in those bags . Who would actually do that ? You're happy to drag your mud encrusted flea ridden worm infested foul smelling mongrel back home with you but a tiny bag of shit is too much to take to a bin ?! Or Mrs Throbber, as she's known to the regulars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 You really want to walk in a park where the trees and bushes are festooned in bags of shite? If there's no bin they should take the bags home, that's the point of the fucking things. Oh aye nae bother. Folk are going to lug bags of shite home. I’d rather walk in park where all the shite was in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said: Danger's right by the way. When discussing measurements you should always use millimetres, centimetres are for kids learning to count. Not about gin though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Not about gin though. No, he's very wrong about gin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Lazy, disgusting jakeballs who leave litter on tables in the staff canteen/sitting area. Some fucking scumbag tink has not only left crumbs and food debris on my favourite table, but also a sandwich box, a banana peel and a yogurt pot. There are about 8 bins in the canteen/sitting area. I haven't been able to sit at the table for the past few days, cos am I f**k going to touch any of it. Genuinely, who thinks this sort of shit is acceptable? What goes through someone's head when they leave a table in that state? The bins are at every exit, so they would have to walk right past them anyway. I want the culprit found, and I want them to be punished via hammer to the elbows and mousetrap to the tongue. Do you work in the same place as me? Even worse is when you arrive first thing in the morning and the night shift person who was using your computer has left the remains of their dinner all over the table and crumbs in the keyboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Wee, minute, tiny biscuits that exclaim on the wrapper, "Only 99 calories". f**k off. You'd be 500 calories if you were a standard sized biscuit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 I tend to notice that a lot of people (by a lot I mean about 40% of the population) Really do live like absolute minks. The laziness of people seems to know no boundary. Far too many of the "I'll do it later" brigade. I fear for the laziness of future generations. If an app won't do it then it won't get done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Danger's right by the way. When discussing measurements you should always use millimetres, centimetres are for kids learning to count. He could have just said it was about A4 size though, he wasn't being precise. It's like asking for a 2440mm x 1220mm sheet instead of an 8 by 4. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 He could have just said it was about A4 size though, he wasn't being precise. It's like asking for a 2440mm x 1220mm sheet instead of an 8 by 4. Moving the goalposts. Though the building industry is absolutely the worst for overlapping, contradictory, multiple terminology. The amount of different terms for the same thing, depending on where you're from, how old you are and where you trained are mind-boggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 On the 5th of November I contacted a carpet cleaner for a price to do 3 carpets in the house. After agreeing a price and telling him my address I asked when he can do it? No reply came until the 15th and we agreed on today at 3.00 He's either very late or no coming. 19 day wait to get 3 carpets cleaned and the c**t is a no show. To make things worse I see him constantly advertising on FB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: On the 5th of November I contacted a carpet cleaner for a price to do 3 carpets in the house. After agreeing a price and telling him my address I asked when he can do it? No reply came until the 15th and we agreed on today at 3.00 He's either very late or no coming. 19 day wait to get 3 carpets cleaned and the c**t is a no show. To make things worse I see him constantly advertising on FB. You should blow him out and hire a Rugdoctor from Tesco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: On the 5th of November I contacted a carpet cleaner for a price to do 3 carpets in the house. After agreeing a price and telling him my address I asked when he can do it? No reply came until the 15th and we agreed on today at 3.00 He's either very late or no coming. 19 day wait to get 3 carpets cleaned and the c**t is a no show. To make things worse I see him constantly advertising on FB. I’ll be stunned if the c**t turns up now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You should blow him out and hire a Rugdoctor from Tesco. You'd certainly need something to clean the carpets after that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Wee, minute, tiny biscuits that exclaim on the wrapper, "Only 99 calories". f**k off. You'd be 500 calories if you were a standard sized biscuit Buying a multi pack of Mars bars (or any other chocolate bar) and they are half the size of the single bars you can buy. Lucky if you get more than two bites out of them... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: He could have just said it was about A4 size though, he wasn't being precise. It's like asking for a 2440mm x 1220mm sheet instead of an 8 by 4. You obviously don't know what size A4 is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You obviously don't know what size A4 is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Buying a multi pack of Mars bars (or any other chocolate bar) and they are half the size of the single bars you can buy. Lucky if you get more than two bites out of them... Family-size bags of crisps (or whatever) which say 'Contains 5 servings'. Piss off, I'll decide how many crisps I want to eat. (Yes, I'm a fat b*****d.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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