GordonD Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, alang1993 said: The commentator at the Aston Villa game on Soccer Saturday kept on talking about Villa's new signing Josh McGinn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 I'll loosen her stools for her.I thought about that.....but I'm not sure the possible outcome would be something I'd enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Teams who have shirt sponsorship from companies that mean nothing to the country they come from. Far East betting sites for starters or Chevrolet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, thomas said: Last Sunday I got jumped from behind by at least 5 seagulls who stole my last hangover cure doughnut straight out my hand. Next time I'm in Largs I'm taking a fucking air rifle with me! https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/180484/Seagulls-terrify-town-to-avenge-air-rifle-killings Good luck with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, thomas said: Last Sunday I got jumped from behind by at least 5 seagulls who stole my last hangover cure doughnut straight out my hand. Next time I'm in Largs I'm taking a fucking air rifle with me! you'll never cure a hangover with doughnuts. the seagulls were saving you from your own stupidity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 5 hours ago, GordonD said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, alang1993 said: I'm not having a go at you or doubting that's the name of the programme. I'm wondering why that's the name of the programme - who the hell calls it "Soccer" in this country? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: I'm not having a go at you or doubting that's the name of the programme. I'm wondering why that's the name of the programme - who the hell calls it "Soccer" in this country? Alliteration sells apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Alliteration sells apparently. Then let's move all the games to Friday. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, GordonD said: I'm not having a go at you or doubting that's the name of the programme. I'm wondering why that's the name of the programme - who the hell calls it "Soccer" in this country? Fair enough, I thought you hadn't heard of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 5 hours ago, coprolite said: you'll never cure a hangover with doughnuts. the seagulls were saving you from your own stupidity. Was hopeful that the sugar would fix me, I'll never know if it would have worked now though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 make your own doughnut and replace the sugar with baking soda. That'll learn em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Then let's move all the games to Friday. Don’t think ‘Soccer Friday’ really works m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Teams who have shirt sponsorship from companies that mean nothing to the country they come from. Far East betting sites for starters or Chevrolet. Indeed. Absolute cnuts... oh shit, Skyview Capital. Erm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Motorbiking c***s who tear up the middle of two lanes when the traffic slows down and get annoyed when they can’t get between two cars. Tough shit, greasy c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSP Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. That's annoying the f**k out of me just looking at the picture, never mind seeing it every day. Hanging would be too good for the culprits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. That's a swear word in the Pictish Ogham alphabet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This, I have to look at it every day and it annoys me no end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 The price of a can of juice in our works vending machine is now up to 80p. I would've probably let that slide had the machine also not decided that it needed exact change and thus rendering my £1 coin unusable and leaving my thirst unquenched. I'm am now suitably annoyed that I can enter this in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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