GordonD Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 44 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Current advert for Guide dogs sponsorship, a worthy cause. If you sponsor a puppy in guide dog training they send you 'regular pupdates' They'll also send you a little brochure of items you can buy to raise funds - they call it a Dogalogue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 The new c**t at work that sits behind me and slavers pish most the day, every day...a heads gone is imminent if he doesn’t shut up^^^ seething, etc. (I am!) Genuinely, just tell him to shut the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Genuinely, just tell him to shut the f**k up. Aye, nae bother....I’ll turn round and tell a boy I’ve never spoken to and who’s only been here a couple of weeks or so to shut the f**k up? As much as I may want to I’m not a mentalist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Aye, nae bother....I’ll turn round and tell a boy I’ve never spoken to and who’s only been here a couple of weeks or so to shut the f**k up? As much as I may want to I’m not a mentalist. Have a playful dig at him like saying “you love the sound of your own voice don’t you?!” And maybe he’ll go home and realise he’s being a bit too much for your liking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Aye, nae bother....I’ll turn round and tell a boy I’ve never spoken to and who’s only been here a couple of weeks or so to shut the f**k up? As much as I may want to I’m not a mentalist. Pish on his desk. Mark your territory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Have a playful dig at him like saying “you love the sound of your own voice don’t you?!” And maybe he’ll go home and realise he’s being a bit too much for your liking. Subtle as an earthquake throbber. Keep in mind I’m yet to say a single meaningful word to this boy (not out of rudeness, we don’t work together). I’d say hello on passing but that’s as far as it’s gone. Pish on his desk. Mark your territory. First actual solution. I could stay late one night and pish his desk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Genuinely, just tell him to shut the f**k up. Have a playful dig at him like saying “you love the sound of your own voice don’t you?!” And maybe he’ll go home and realise he’s being a bit too much for your liking. Pish on his desk. Mark your territory. Do all three of these things, and also buy him a sandwich and coffee and invite him to your house. He will think you are a fucking psycho and ask to move. Win win I would say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Subtle as an earthquake throbber. Keep in mind I’m yet to say a single meaningful word to this boy (not out of rudeness, we don’t work together). I’d say hello on passing but that’s as far as it’s gone. First actual solution. I could stay late one night and pish his desk. I would come in early and do it to make sure its still fresh. Also make sure you have some asparagus for breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Think we’re finally getting somewhere!I’ll pish in his sandwiches and ask him to marry me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Also make sure you have some asparagus for breakfast. Or Sugar Puffs. Or corned beef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: I’ll pish in his sandwiches and ask him to marry me. Careful, that's how me and the missus got together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Careful, that's how me and the missus got together. But you seem happy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: But you seem happy... She hasnt pissed in my sandwiches since. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: The new c**t at work that sits behind me and slavers pish most the day, every day...a heads gone is imminent if he doesn’t shut up ^^^ seething, etc. (I am!) Hand him a note telling him that unless he shuts up you’re going to get him after work and punch his lights out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 The obvious answer is to murder him and his entire family. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hand him a note telling him that unless he shuts up you’re going to get him after work and punch his lights out. Be sure to use the words "STRONGLY ADVISE" in capital letters. Preferably written in his wife/husband/pet's blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 34 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hand him a note telling him that unless he shuts up you’re going to get him after work and punch his lights out. That's a good one but NJ2 doesn't seem too keen on being identified so I'd go for an anonymous note letting him know that everyone in work calls him Thrush behind his back because he's an irritating c**t. Maybe create the note with cut-out newspaper headlines for added effect. Failing that, I'd go with Adam's suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 The obvious answer is to murder him and his entire family. I’ll wait on WTM’s advice how to go about this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Just now, NJ2 said: I’ll wait on WTM’s advice how to go about this You've just read it. But in which post.................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 She hasnt pissed in my sandwiches since. I fuckin hate it it when the sparkle & romance goes out of a relationship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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