Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The mascot at the athletics in the European Championship has a cuntbadge on [mention=45030]Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo[/mention]FTFYThat’s not petty. It’s deadly serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Anyhoo, my room in Barcelona has no AC and the fan isn’t very good. It’s absolutely fucking boiling in there and I haven’t a clue what to do about it. Might find a park bench. Still would be a step up from Glasgow, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just watched an advert for sky , over 500 GAMES , yes GAMES OF FOOTBALL matches , ffs ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 26 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Anyhoo, my room in Barcelona has no AC and the fan isn’t very good. It’s absolutely fucking boiling in there and I haven’t a clue what to do about it. Might find a park bench. Still would be a step up from Glasgow, I suppose. Have you tried taking off your jumper? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Have you tried taking off your jumper?I’ve been through 3 camisetas today already. I’ll need to hit the flea market for some new gear mañana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 28 minutes ago, bishopburn boy said: Just watched an advert for sky , over 500 GAMES , yes GAMES OF FOOTBALL matches , ffs ! "matches" were dropped after Bradford. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 French air traffic controllers. What sort of absolute c**t does that for a living? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: French air traffic controllers. What sort of absolute c**t does that for a living? Not even those c***s do it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Have you tried taking off your jumper? If you do, send it to Australia. Apparently it’s worse than the North Pole there at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The mascot at the athletics in the European Championship has a lanyard on @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Cuntbadge, Sanchez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cuntbadge, Sanchez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If you do, send it to Australia. Apparently it’s worse than the North Pole there at the moment. It fucking is, you c**t. I just saw a polar bear with a scarf on run past my room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Anyhoo, my room in Barcelona has no AC and the fan isn’t very good. It’s absolutely fucking boiling in there and I haven’t a clue what to do about it. Might find a park bench. Still would be a step up from Glasgow, I suppose.Aye but is it city centre Barcelona? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: French air traffic controllers. What sort of absolute c**t does that for a living? French ones? I have a certain amount of admiration for French air traffic controllers, and French workers in general. The slightest provocation and they f**k up everyones day by going on strike. I missed Rangers putting PSG out of the Uefa Cup in 2001 because someone had eaten Jaques baguette out the fridge at Charles De Gaulle and he called a wildcat strike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: "matches" were dropped after Bradford. Think you'll find that matches were dropped before Bradford 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: French ones? I have a certain amount of admiration for French air traffic controllers, and French workers in general. The slightest provocation and they f**k up everyones day by going on strike. I missed Rangers putting PSG out of the Uefa Cup in 2001 because someone had eaten Jaques baguette out the fridge at Charles De Gaulle and he called a wildcat strike. They also have no qualms about setting the odd sheep on fire just to make a statement, but I think it was a bloke from Fife that did that on a train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: They also have no qualms about setting the odd sheep on fire just to make a statement, but I think it was a bloke from Fife that did that on a train. VIVE LA CULROSS! Edited August 8, 2018 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 15 hours ago, pozbaird said: How come whenever someone dies and it makes the news (for whatever reason), it is always a great guy, a well-liked student, or an angel. Do complete cnuts never die? Similarly, when something kinda’ shocking happens in an area (for whatever reason), why does the community always be described as ‘tight knit’. Tight knit my arse, just a normal place where you maybe know the neighbour on one side, but ignore the fanny on the other side who always goes out wearing a Sellik tap, and as for anyone more than two doors away, you don’t know jack shit about them... as I say, tight knit my arse... until on the news. Explanations please to... The worst 1 is when it's a child who died. The headteacher will be interviewed and it's always a popular, well liked student who will be tragically missed. Surprising the head knows the kid well from the hundreds of other wee shites in the school and why is it never a wee waster who died who was gonnae be a drain on society anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Think you'll find that matches were dropped before BradfordI too considered this joke. My attempt would've been more like 'i think matches were dropped a few minutes before Bradford as well' - but I couldn't quite decide on the right wording.In the end, I figured the original joke had enough of a nod to it that I ran the risk of the dreaded 'that's the joke' gif. If your (sightly inferior) joke goes on to garner a dozen greenies I'll be consumed with regret. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 ‘Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around’ - the one with Stevie Nicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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