welshbairn Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 14 hours ago, NJ2 said: Nowhere near as seething as me. Stay in quite a residential bit so thought I better bother my arse and get a load of sweets in. 25 to 9 and no a single chap at the door. Arseholes. Never mind the time and money spent installing chains in the basement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 14 hours ago, mizfit said: For the last hour my girlfriend has rotated phone calls on loudspeaker with a cousin, her Gran & her friend. Apparently I have to suck it up as we’re watching the football. Yet if she’s watching eastenders and I so much as cough I’m to keep silent. I sense a boot in the pie coming. I don't understand this one. Are you saying that your girlfriend is sitting in the same room as you, making calls on speakerphone (for god knows what reason), and that you're not to complain "because" you're getting to watch the football? i.e. you're getting to do something you like, so as part of some sort of cosmic karmic balancing act she feels the need to try and screw you over a bit? Or is it just that she would always make the calls that way (again, why?0, and it just so happens that you're in the same room watching football? Either way if she's an Eastenders fan you should be piebooting anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Send me your bank details il give you a tenner for themDo I have to send you the sweets? I can’t really be arsed doing that tbh. Never mind the time and money spent installing chains in the basement. Nah, I sold all that and bought the sex pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 On 10/27/2018 at 16:58, Trackdaybob said: I know what you mean and inevitably, I will do. 40 minutes online 'chatting' to cancel a phone contract 40 fucking minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 14 hours ago, NJ2 said: Nowhere near as seething as me. Stay in quite a residential bit so thought I better bother my arse and get a load of sweets in. 25 to 9 and no a single chap at the door. Arseholes. Lazy kids want everything delviered, go sit in your car outside a school and offer sweets to the kids there, don't see an issue in that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 14 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Had to check there if David Blunkett was dead or not. Glad to hear he's still alive, not sure about his dog. You're not sure if you're glad his dog is alive? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 25 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: You're not sure if you're glad his dog is alive? His dog just went to live on a farm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 You're not sure if you're glad his dog is alive?He had to go, his home planet needed him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 (edited) 37 minutes ago, GordonD said: His dog just went to live on a farm... #teampixie #justiceforpixie #rainbowbridge #angelwings Edited November 1, 2018 by Boghead ranter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Trying to avoid trick or treaters last night and my dog giving the game away every single fucking time.Eventually switched the doorbell off at the fuse box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Trying to avoid trick or treaters last night and my dog giving the game away every single fucking time.Eventually switched the doorbell off at the fuse box. When you’re out and someone chaps your door, the dog probably barks then as well... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 On 31/10/2018 at 08:59, Granny Danger said: The house we moved to 5 years ago has a big heavy metal gate on the driveway. Since moving in we have not been bothered by guisers (or any other random clowns that come to the door). Cue prison/care home ‘jokes’ I'm starting to wonder what the last owner of our house used to do as in 8 years we haven't had 1 single trick or treater at the door. To be fair I don't get sweets in so it's probably for the best but I'm still curious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: I'm starting to wonder what the last owner of our house used to do as in 8 years we haven't had 1 single trick or treater at the door. To be fair I don't get sweets in so it's probably for the best but I'm still curious. Might be best you don’t know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Trying to avoid trick or treaters last night and my dog giving the game away every single fucking time. Eventually switched the doorbell off at the fuse box. I just went to the Dons v Hamilton game. Easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 I'm starting to wonder what the last owner of our house used to do as in 8 years we haven't had 1 single trick or treater at the door. To be fair I don't get sweets in so it's probably for the best but I'm still curious.Have a look under the decking m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: I'm starting to wonder what the last owner of our house used to do as in 8 years we haven't had 1 single trick or treater at the door. To be fair I don't get sweets in so it's probably for the best but I'm still curious. Did you find any gold lamé tracksuits in the wardrobe when you moved in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: I'm starting to wonder what the last owner of our house used to do as in 8 years we haven't had 1 single trick or treater at the door. To be fair I don't get sweets in so it's probably for the best but I'm still curious. Have a look under the decking m8 How do you know I have decking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 How do you know I have decking?[emoji33]Like I said.... Check under it [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: I'm starting to wonder what the last owner of our house used to do as in 8 years we haven't had 1 single trick or treater at the door. To be fair I don't get sweets in so it's probably for the best but I'm still curious. I think there has been a drastic change in habits over the last few years where kids will only go to people they know. Back in my day (when I was a lad), you went to a street and rung the bell of every house you came to. If you came across any doors that had an anti-guising note then you started playing chappie for a while to really rile them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Did you find any gold lamé tracksuits in the wardrobe when you moved in? 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Might be best you don’t know. Is that why kids run past? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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