Bairnardo Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 I do 4 3 4 as the middle bit is 747 and it made it easier to memorise.Big mistake. Only a matter of time till I find you now, c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Its 5 3 3. Nothing else makes even a tiny bit of sense. Is that because you're 5"3'1/3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 3 4 4 for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 4-3-2-2 is the way i do mine. Probably because it was the way i memorised mine. Say the wifes one in a 5-3-3. For the same reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 I wonder if craig levein does it 1-4-6-0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Trying to be quiet around the house as mrs b has been nightshift and every door either open or walk past creaks very noisily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 hour ago, JamesP_81 said: 6 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Trying to give your mobile phone number over the phone. 07967 Pause. Wait for possible confirmation. 45 "yes" 456, Pause, wait longer for confirmation. 5 "yes" 534 "So that's, 07967 45456 5534?" or some other shambolic synopsis. f**k off, I'll post it The only acceptable ways to chop up a mobile number is the first 5 digits then either 2 groups of 3 or 3 groups of 2. Anything else should result in whoever is taking the number over the phone terminating the call. Old people are the worst. " 07.......7......1234.....5..........67.... 8". It's when the person taking the number recites it back in an 11-0-0. Erm, I have no idea if that's my number because I've never heard it like that. I can confirm the first 5 and last 3 digits were correct but as you didn't pause I completely missed anything in the middle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 My golf is still shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Nobody says this. Unless you're heading for this place : http://www.thefirkin.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobles Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 MJC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 I'm sitting in the house myself watching the BDO World Championship Darts on a Saturday night. I just fell into it organically - it only occurred to me just there what I was actually doing. Where the f**k did it all go wrong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'm sitting in the house myself watching the BDO World Championship Darts on a Saturday night. I just fell into it organically - it only occurred to me just there what I was actually doing. Where the f**k did it all go wrong? You can recover from this unless you're in fancy dress. f**k, you're dressed as Elvis aren't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Just now, Zen Archer said: You can recover from this unless you're in fancy dress. f**k, you're dressed as Elvis aren't you? Uh-huh. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 01:22, 10menwent2mow said: Pandas and the fact people think we have to save them. They are carnivores that have evolved to become too fucking lazy to hunt so just eat something that has absolutely no nutritional value to them. Absolutely failed species. f**k them Pandas- shat all over by cats in the evolutionary survival of the species stakes then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 There were two morbidly obese old bags in the supermarket this afternoon, one leaning on the trolley like it was a walking frame, blocking my way. I felt like looking into the trolley and saying "yup. thought so. no fucking salad in there then". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 I’m horny and no relief in sight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 I’m horny and no relief in sightHand relief? Just sayin', I'm not offering... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Nobody says this. She does ! Edited January 6, 2019 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'm sitting in the house myself watching the BDO World Championship Darts on a Saturday night. I just fell into it organically - it only occurred to me just there what I was actually doing. Where the f**k did it all go wrong? What do you mean? You've hit a sweet spot in life. Enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 When sports commentators apologise for any bad language that may have been picked up on your TV. It's competitive sport ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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