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28 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Have a parcel coming from Hermes, was meant to be here by the 2nd, just checked the tracker now and it's in the national sorting center in Northern Ireland. f**k Hermes.

Update on your delivery;

It is now getting packed into the back of your couriers car.

 

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Well, 10 hours later and still no sign of the c***s. Sat about like a prisoner of war all day. f**k you, Hermes and your shit public displays of affection.

Those prisoners of war do an awful lot of bloody moaning for folk who got to sit about the house in their pants, eating crisps and watching the telly!
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36 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Have a parcel coming from Hermes, was meant to be here by the 2nd, just checked the tracker now and it's in the national sorting center in Northern Ireland. f**k Hermes.

Do you want me to pick it up for you? I'll be over in May for my nephew's wedding...

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13 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Do you want me to pick it up for you? I'll be over in May for my nephew's wedding...

 

8 minutes ago, NJ2 said:


I’m going to a wedding in May, see you then mate! emoji106.png

Congratulations you two. 
Anybody off here getting an invite?

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34 minutes ago, NJ2 said:


Those prisoners of war do an awful lot of bloody moaning for folk who got to sit about the house in their pants, eating crisps and watching the telly!

I might have missed him when I was distributing the contents of my underground tunnel out of my trousers legs in the back garden, to be fair.

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I might have missed him when I was distributing the contents of my underground tunnel out of my trousers legs in the back garden, to be fair.

Well you’ve been told, when you need the toilet just let an adult know!
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