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3 hours ago, Toma_BullyWee said:

I mind 6 or 7 years ago my mate went to see them do the same venue I played my first gig and just went "aww"

Want to post your YouTube sensation video plz. Tried to find it when I seen you posting again and couldn't get it. :(

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8 hours ago, tamthebam said:

You'd best avoid "Back in the USSR" (plane noise), "Stand and Deliver" (neighing horse), "Bicycle Race" (ringing bells) "Flash" (laser beams), "Manic Monday" (alarm clock), "The Ying Tong Song" (bomb falling, explosion)....

loads of songs (that many I can't name any one right now) with the old cash till opening jingle noise. Similar to the opening credits of Are You Being Served.....

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Police cars who don't follow the rules of the road. Happened to me this morning but has happened before - police van in the outside lane sitting at 55mph, not over-taking anyone, just driving along oblivious (or perhaps not oblivious) that there are folk trying to pass them. The cynic in me thinks they do it on purpose to try and force folk to undertake them so they can fine them for it. You should be able to carry out a citizens arrest on these c***s.

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2 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Police cars who don't follow the rules of the road. Happened to me this morning but has happened before - police van in the outside lane sitting at 55mph, not over-taking anyone, just driving along oblivious (or perhaps not oblivious) that there are folk trying to pass them. The cynic in me thinks they do it on purpose to try and force folk to undertake them so they can fine them for it. You should be able to carry out a citizens arrest on these c***s.

You should have flashed your lights at him and then when they inevitably pulled you over you could have explained you are allowed to flash to let other vehicles know of your presence as the driver was clearly unaware of you being there and also explained he was breaking the law by hogging the outside lane. 

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9 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

You should have flashed your lights at him and then when they inevitably pulled you over you could have explained you are allowed to flash to let other vehicles know of your presence as the driver was clearly unaware of you being there and also explained he was breaking the law by hogging the outside lane. 

I wish I was calm enough to have thought that through, but I was basically just shouting "GET OUT THE WAY YOU c**t" and I'm not sure I'd have explained myself very well if they'd pulled me over.

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11 hours ago, Mr. Alli said:

Want to post your YouTube sensation video plz. Tried to find it when I seen you posting again and couldn't get it. :(

Ah yes, the glory days when I was "nightclub famous" for about 3 weeks. Best bit was I started seeing my partner around that time and she was previously with a guy I was pally with 5 years before. He was calling me all the names under the sun and one night some guy stopped me in a club and says "you're Alan's pal!" and I couldn't help but laugh. Telling everyone how much he hates me but after 15k views on youtube he's telling people we were best pals. 

But aye *some* are still around. Had to do a quick cull when my mate got signed to WWE and didn't want anything that could get his baws felt so I think I made most of them private. 

The way things are now i could be publicly hanged for some of the jokes. Don't think there was anything horrible there but that doesn't matter to the mob these days. I'll have a gander and see what's there because I don't think i have the login information any more.

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